#okcupi

I think this guy was under the impression that I was really skinny before? Because I posted several pictures, and although there is a weight difference between them, it's only enough for me to know/notice.

>Why didn't you look after yourself, you were such a beautiful girl.

This one was tough. He had so many words that I seriously could not grab an entire phrase or photo without cutting something off. I know he spent hours on this profile and I wanted to make sure I paid correct homage to it.  I honestly don't know how this man survives or how the earth is not devoid of air, maybe he climbs mountains to get the last bit?

Apparently he really likes himself. Apparently he likes to climb things and apparently he likes to talk about himself so much that I'm almost positive he exceeded the limit in characters several times. Could you imagine his face and how many keyboards he probably destructed in creating that profile when it no longer allowed another letter to be entered?

This is by far my favorite asshole. No wonder he's online attempting to get laid! Could you imagine for a moment having to be alone with him? Go ahead, close your eyes and meditate on that. Did you come up with anything? You did?  Torture. Absolute torture. There's many more photos of him but since I'm crowning mister *snugboat*( or as I like to call him *smugboat*) January's biggest fail, I will not only give him his own hashtag but update daily with an image of him. Enjoy folks!