Pointless Lines on OKC

My self-summary:  I like going out on the weekend and having fun. hit me up      

What I’m doing with my life: Living it

Girl just gotta check her calendar and be like “K, I can be picked up at this time”

Fuck it.  You ain’t getting shit aside from the places I already know.  Like the coffee shop and my bedroom.

People of color be like “And the innocent Muslim victims!”

And the White people be like “nahhhhhh”

But for real though.  White people see 9/11 as something like literally the worst event that’s ever happened in the history of ever.  People of color see 9/11 as an event that opened the doors for anti-Muslim sentiment.  POC see a war or two that was waged on the Middle East for...?  I’m not even entirely sure what yet. 

Basically,

Your weight < My weight

Normalish

Closeish

And yet....

Okay, that shot that looks like the you fucked up using the self timer and it took a picture of your confused face as you’re reaching for the camera?

Don’t choose one where you otherwise look normal except for being cross eyed!

Woman, you lookin for someone nice in an unincorporated town, 100+ miles away from the nearest city.  The last census had your town at less than 700 people.  You already fucking know everyone who’s available on a first name basis! 

Used the MySpace Fat Girl Angle shots until the VERY end.

https://www.reddit.com/r/fatlogic/comments/3ggwqv/i_dont_think_fat_activists_understand_how_dating/

After a few times of people (after like 5+ dates) mentioning they didn't realize how slim I was based on my profile made me add a full body photograph. I just had face photos because of selfies, and all were at normal angles too! Apparently I was accidentally showing signs of hiding weight, even though I wasn't.

Guys are like “whelp, let’s just this over with and see what she actually looks like...”  And then were flabbergasted when the girl showed up at a normal weight.  hahaha

He's (friend) a super nice guy, but he was so pissed about being lied to by every woman on the dating site. I thought it was hilarious that this super fit guy kept getting matched with fat chicks.