So my friend Adonis and I made a bet over the summer. You see, he bet $35 that our friend Alex would not get a boyfriend by the end of the fall semester, while I bet that she would. Well, it's now the end of fall, we told her about the bet. Now I couldn't wait for her to hear that Adonis bet against her and that I bet for her. So she was happy that I believed in her and Adonis was like:
"So yeah, no hard feelings that I bet against you right?"
Alex stuck up both her middle fingers.
Adonis(defensively): "Hey I was just being realistic!"
Alex makes the most offended/priceless face ever.