things iâve heard college students say pt. 29
-you may be into Sucky mpreg but some people believe the holocaust didnât happen
-humans should have a mating season where we all congregate in a river once a year to find love like salmonÂ
-granted, there is a difference between being a mommaâs boy and being Normon BatesÂ
-Only in a poli sci class would you get a picture of the live action winne the poo and Kim Jon un next to one anotherÂ
-âget ready for the met gala with me!!â influencer vlogs showing up on my suggested as if I donât make $10.73 an hourÂ
-no way that dog had a blog, dogs canât readÂ
-every guys wants to be a golden retriever boyfriend until they wake up with no ballsÂ
-graphic design majors are like the diet soda of the art worldÂ
-if i could choose between having a successful career and lying down i would choose lying downÂ
-todayâs graduation is sponsored by plan b
-going down on a woman and tying her fallopian tubes with my tongue like a cherry stemÂ
-most of the worldâs problems would be solved if more billionaires disappeared in submarinesÂ
-you come face to face with god at a 24 hour ihop
-she lemony on my snicket until thereâs an unfortunate event
-took a shit in the gender neutral bathroom, call that a she/it
-the tornado dodged us cause someone told it that it had to pay a cover for every bar it destroyed
-can I have a cars 2-themed blowjob, please
-the best thing Taylor Swift has done recently is get some girls to consider that they may be the problem
-âIâM LITERALLY SO FERALâ no Ava youâre just drunk and white