#ok4rb

im a real environmental bitch...... a bitch who loves to recycle

Don’t you hate when you’re trying to have some quiet time and your cat is like shlorp shalap shloprpppshlapshlap smicksmacksmickshlooorppp mmmshloop like hey. You’re cute and all but u like u sound like someone’s toothless grandpa going to town on the worlds wettest furriest cantaloupe.no need for this. Time and place for everything bitch.

“I like your name” is just trans “I like your shoelaces”

*at the club* Hey baby I know we just met but…. Have you ever heard of the 1972 Times Beach dioxin incident?

The sublime+painful confusion of growing up a trans fag. Childhood best friends who thought of you as one of the boys but also kind of wanted to kiss you and didn’t know what to do with that. Wondering if they would still treat you like one of the boys. Wondering if they would still want to kiss you.