my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
#mine#he showed me pictures of his (very beautiful) nieces and was like#'she's a doctor' 'this one is in finance' 'oh this one has a terrible boyfriend I'll introduce you to her go steal her from him'#and i asked my guy how many of them like women#and he was like only one but you're so tall you can change their minds#also for the record im bisexual but ive been in a girl mood lately#another boneless banger
