#oh hufflepuff

*the four houses on a road trip*

Hufflepuff: OOOOOOO *starts to play with automatic passenger seat*

Slytherin: *driving the car*

Hufflepuff: *forward*

Slytherin: ...

Hufflepuff: *backwards*

Slytherin: ...

Ravenclaw and Gryffindor: *giggling in the back seat*

Slytherin: ...

Hufflepuff: HEY GUYS LOOK IMMA PUFF SANDWICH! *folded the chair up completely*

Slytherin: ... WILL YOU STOP WITH THAT SEAT?

The others: ...

Slytherin: *sigh of relief*

Hufflepuff: *returns seat to original position*

Slytherin: Thank you

The others: ...

Hufflepuff: *moves chair back slightly*

Hufflepuff: *walks in room holding a bundle*

Gryffindor: *raises eyebrow* What is that?

Hufflepuff: A Badger!

Hufflepuff: *unwraps and shoves a skunk into Gryffindor's face*

This is totally what I was asking for when it first came out. 

Ravenclaw: 64%

Slytherin: 39%

Gryffindor: 29%

Hufflepuff: 8%