#house antics

Huff's Mom: Oh, Sly, would you mind watching baby Raven for a moment while I fetch my coat?

Slytherin: *nervously* Oh, um, I guess?

Huff's Mom: Thank you sweetheart! *hands baby raven off to Sly*

Slytherin: *holding the baby at arms length* HUFF, HOW DO YOU HOLD ONE OF THESE THINGS??

Hufflepuff: Just sit her down on your leg, like this. *shows Sly how to hold baby*

Slytherin: Oh, okay... *begins to relax* This is kind of accepta-

Baby Raven: *begins to kick legs*

Slytherin: IS THIS THING SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?!

Hufflepuff: *giggling* Yes, yes, it's fine

Huff's Mom: *walks back into room and takes baby Raven back* Thank you, love.

There’s a secret passageway between the Ravenclaw tower and the library. Madam Pince is aware of it and allows late night wanderings/wonderings on two conditions:

1) The library is left in pristine condition.

2) No one enters the restricted section without her expressed permission.

Ravenclaw: My New Years Resolution is to be more productive and stop procrastinating.

Slytherin: Dude... It's March

Hufflepuff: LET THIS BE THE YEETEST DAY THAT EVER YEETED!

Slytherin: *facepalm* Why are we even friends?

Hufflepuff: Guys! In spirit of Halloween, name the scariest thing you can think of!

Ravenclaw: ... people *stares off into the distance and shivers*

Slytherin: My grades

Hufflepuff: They can't be that bad

*Sly shows Puff their report card*

Hufflepuff: *fans themselves* That is scary!

Gryffindor: I FEAR NOTHING!

*Brad the moth lands on Gryff causing them to scream and run away*

Hufflepuff: DON'T YOU DARE HURT BRAD!! *runs after Gryff*

Ravenclaw: ...

Hufflepuff Tour Guide: So, over here is our Math building and oh look! Some of our students are getting out of their midterms!

Gryffindor: *trips down stairs*

Ravenclaw: *swaying while gripping the handrail* ... what

Slytherin: *begins to cackle uncontrollably*

1st Years: ...

Hufflepuff Tour Guide: ...

*Slytherin and Ravenclaw talking to Slytherin's crush*

Slytherin's Crush: So, yeah I was thinking sushi.

Slytherin: Oh sure! I mean I love sushi!

Ravenclaw: Wait, didn't you say yesterday that you hate...

Slytherin: NO! Sushi is my favorite dish!

Ravenclaw: and that it's slimy and gross and...

Slytherin: AND DELICIOUS! If there was only one food I could eat for the rest of my life it would be sushi!

Slytherin: *waves hand dismissively* You just weren't listening.

Ravenclaw: *under their breathe* Hypocrite...

Slytherin: What was that?

Ravenclaw: Uhhhhh, hypo... GRIFF, YEAH THAT! Didn't you see Hagrid and his hypogriff fly by earlier!? It really was a spectacular sight!!

Ravenclaw: ... ANYWAYS, I HAVE ANCIENT RUNES RIGHT NOW SO I GOTTA GO, YOU KNOW SO I'M NOT LATE FOR ANCIENT RUNES... BYE!

*the houses are having a holiday party*

Ravenclaw: Ugh, I don't see the appeal of setting off fireworks in someones backyard. I mean it's a complete fire hazard!

Slytherin: *waves sparkler in Raven's face* Aww, is Raven scared of a little firework?

Gryffindor: *sets off big Bertha with a loud bang*

*Raven yelps while Sly flies under the table*

Hufflepuff: Awww, Sly, did that scare you? Do you need a hug?

Slytherin: NO! I, um, mean I just... Tripped! YEAH, THAT'S IT!