#oh emo

I went to the psychologist and he gave me a chocolate Easter bunny. And I ate it. Then I thought, "Wait a minute, this isn't Easter." I asked him, "Was this a test?" And he said, "Yes." I said, "What does it mean?" He said, "Well, had you eaten the ears first, it would've showed you have a tendency toward paranoia. Had you eaten the feet first, you would have an inferiority complex. Had you eaten the breast first, you would have an Oedipal complex. Had you eaten the tail first, you would have latent homosexual tendencies..." I said, "Go on. What does it mean when you bite out the eyes and scream, 'Stop staring at me!!'?""