#ogcale

AU where ogCale "quits" Nameless 1 (hilarious how his world is called almost exactly as the Trailblazer faction) because he gets taken in by the Stellaron Hunters.

Idk. Elio "sees" the whole shitshow that's TCF and the interdimensional mess that will unfold once KRS transmigrates and it's like--yeah, let's just kill this White Dandruff for the Script™ bc even Elio doesn't want to deal with the KRS Effect™

So he sends Kafka and Blade to kill WS and tells them to pick up a sad wet redhead along the way. They do the job, kidnap a noble child and Elio it's like: Kafka you mother him (hoping she will get attached and becomes less prone to nihility™)

Kafka turns to Blade and it's like: Bladie you feed him. (Dw Elio's plan works, it always does lol)

Press F for Blade's girl dad era tho, he has a son now.

Cale is concerned and stressed asf at first bc, duh, he just got kidnapped. But eventually grows fond of the Stellaron Hunters as they go on their illegal shenanigans across the universe.

Unlike the girls (Firefly & Silver Wolf) he knows he can get almost anything from Blade by saying: dad please 🥺 and shamelessly abuses this power.

He charms his way into Kafka's heart and bond over wine and spending an awful lot of time in shopping sprees together.

He's an insufferable older brother to Silver Wolf and plays games with her. He also makes fun of her every time Blade scolds her for skipping meals and ignoring texts.

He's kinder to firefly because of her health but still bullies her lightheartedly. Silver Wolf calls favoritism.

The absolute disrespect Elio goes through, tho. Gets called fat, stinky, dressed up and bathed. 'Unhand me right now!' Cale can't hear you Elio, now get in the bath your flooffalooffs are dirty.

Note: idk if Elio is the cat or not, but the cat endures this anyway.

Here are some options:

1. Saetbyeol (샛별): Means "Morning Star" (Venus). OgCale gave her that name so she could shine brightly like the star that outshines all others at dawn. And also because she brightens his life.

2. Narae (나래): Means "Wing." OgCale gave her that name so she could soar high and never be held back by the ground.

3. Haetsal (햇살): Means "Sunshine" or “Sunlight.” OgCale gave her that name so she could warm everyone around her just by existing. Also because she is the light of his life.

4. Haengun (행운): Means "Good Fortune." OgCale gave her that name so luck would always follow her wherever she went. And meeting her again was the luckiest day of his life.

5. Sarang (사랑): Means "Love." OgCale gave her that name so she would always know she is loved. And also because she taught him what the word truly means.

Second time he died by a weird monkey looking mutant bear frog. Ok, he takes the blame here. Who could've guess that a branch wouldn't be able to save him? Choi Jung Soo is for sure having a panic attack... Thanks everything that he took his niece to Kim Min Ah before going to mission. He hopes his team would be fine.

Now, looking at his supposed twin that looked like a crunched tomato, he has only one thing in mind.

"Babies are truly horrifying to look at.."

God.. Does he look like that too?

Alberu: *pulling out a Yu Gi Oh card* Taerang, plus fifty attack points!

Cale: *dramatically placing a pokemon card* Choi Han I choose you! Use slash!

Rasheel, Bud and every character that has a little common sense: wHaT tHa HeCk?!!!!

I deem this list to be unpopular since most of these opinions will probably go against the mainstream opinions of the fandom. I also accept that the subjectivity of being ‘unpopular’ depends on the platforms (I see you TBOAH/TCH fans on Twitter). It's not an exhaustive list but just some things I feel strongly about the universe.   

1. The Henituse Family is well-intentioned. They are not perfect but they hate confrontation and conflict (which are not bad things...more on later) that could have solved some of their issues. 

2. Calling out their actions and holding them to some standard isn’t an attack on them. It's a response to how they are portrayed as the ideal standard of family in the TBOAF/TCH universe. They have this family motto that I feel they don't really espouse. 

3.  I just feel they like KRS!Cale eagerly because KRS!Cale was technically older, more mature and doesn’t have the baggage that Og!cale do. I get why they want the family drama to be over (RIP my angst fic ideas) but it just feels wrong being judged as ‘lesser’ version of yourself from this particular family. 

4. Neglect is often swept aside because many fans (understandingly) love to have a good happily ever ending. We all do. But neglect is not a one-off thing. It affects a person’s view of one’s self, their relationships and other people’s treatment of them. 

5. Conflict and its cousin, confrontation, doesn’t have to result in tears or sad endings. It’s the opposite of kicking down the can (which Deruth loves to do) and can open communication paths (which is a constant need in relationships). 

6. If Deruth (and similar characters and their fans) hate confrontation, fine. I just don’t want to see, read or hear any complaints about the bad side of the status quo (like an eventual cut-off from Og!cale ---I wish that would really happen…). They are good people but that doesn’t mean they can be bad parents. Those two aren’t mutually exclusive. 

7. I have a love/hate relationship with og!cale being a sacrificial idiot. And og!cale doesn't need to forgive anybody. His feelings about anything should be validated within reason, not be pushed around just because it's inconvenient for others. And it should have started when he lost his mother. 

8. Parents or people, in general, don’t get brownie points for trying. Trying is being vulnerable and opening yourself for a chance for the other person and being their life again. Chance is not the conclusion. A chance can give you a good or bad outcome, and trying means you have to live with either outcome. It’s not up to the individual trying.

9. The intentions and perception of people who had been hurt, for me, trumps everything else’s within reason.  Good intentions don’t always translate to good actions - that’s why people need to communicate.

10. Love doesn't always solve everything.  And sometimes, choosing self-love over other forms of love makes sense.

11. I would love a passive-aggressive and confident Og!cale in canon or in AU.  If it can be pushed, an apathetic Og!cale is nice too. Og!Cale should not feel bad loving himself and not always being concerned for/with others.

So we have

Cassandra(Callie) Thames

OgCale

And KRS

In this Au, OgCale was born a woman but crossdressed because she wanted to be a he. His feeling of gender dysphoria only grew with the death of his mother. Deruth ended up completely ignoring Cale, even debating sending him away because he was so much like Jour/Drew.

Eventually, everyone is led to believe Cale is indeed a man, despite still having the genetics of a woman. Only Ron knows about this.

KRS is the first to transmigrate, realizes his situation but is like 'meh, doesn't change much' not realizing what he now has to deal with every month...

Callie- or the one who becomes Callie- comes in a few days after KRS. In her past life, she was the middle child of a family. She was an artist, but often had her work stolen by her younger sibling while her older didn't really acknowledge her.

She comes from the same world as KRS, and her ability is similar to Choi Jung Soo. She has tattoos on her arms, the left is red, and the right is black. They are of dragons, and can turn into dragons.

The reason she transmigrated is that her family actually worshipped the God of Death and often prayed to him. She prayed to get out of her current... Undesirable circumstances. Since the GoD has favorites, he sent her too the TBOAH/TCF world.

He didn't expect her two dragons to absorb the souls of KRS and OgCale though...

Oops?

The three inhabit the same body, but can't use each other's abilities. OgCale can only use the Annual Rings of Life, which they get early on because OgCale figured out this was his peculiar experience with time, KRS has his fuck-ton of Ancient Powers plus his abilities, while Callie has her dragons. Or now KRS and Cale, as she can summon them, but now the other two control them.

Their plates are also in a wacky situation. They are exactly fused as one would think. A portion of them is shared between the other two. So they're overlapping, not completely fused, but not completely separate. As time goes on though...

OgCale takes control a lot in the start, acting like his trashy self while also doing the tasks KRS told him to do. KRS takes control during important operations, like reaching Raon and during the bombing.

Callie is in control whenever they're alone, or with the kids. KRS and Cale are basically taking a break during this time. Callie is good with kids.

She also takes control once a month because the other two either don't want to or can't deal with the pain.

But once the war starts KRS is in control a lot more. Cale only comes out when they both agree to fuck someone over, or during noble meetings because all three hate them. Cale drew the short end of the stick with that.KRS got the pointy end

Callie is in control when KRS faints, so their body isn't left somewhere in enemy territory or who knows where. She also picks up painting again. But, since she also has some fighting experience KRS lets her do some of the planning too. Her plans may not be as outrageous as his, but they get the job done.

Poor puppy boi Choi Han is a mess when he finds out. Not one, but two?? In the same body??? And one of them is a woman??!!? Cale-nim is a woman??!?

He's so confused someone help him

KRS explains their situation... In dragon form... With OgCale right next to him...

The trio's cover story for everyone else is insanity. OgCale went mad with grief to the point his mind split into three. Himself, a side that mirrored his mother, and a side that was his idle self.

The kids can tell who's who immediately.

Everyone else takes a while to realize this

OgCale eventually fully surrenders his body to Callie and decides he's a dragon now. He can do whatever he wants. He gets his own body, a male one, from the Gods as compensation for dealing with this entire mess. And because he got screwed over in the original deal.

KRS permanently evicts a Radish from his body. Everyone now has to get used to the White Star walking around and being their headache inducing Commander.

Callie takes on the Thames family name, and presents KRS as the sole survivor of the family. Cassandra Thames enters the scene and gives Alberu a heart attack with a Red Dragon and the White Star when she introduces them as her Cousin and Uncle.

Ron, Eruhaben, and Deruth now have to fight off two continents worth a of suitors vying for Cassandra's hand in marriage.

Let me apologise in advance for not drawing Clopeh well