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iâm gonna do this. because. i need someone to talk to and this is my blog and i WILL do what i want
soooo i saw a post a while back (canât remember which one) presenting an au idea: what if siffrin and the universe swapped places, and what if the same happened to mira and the change god?
so.
i drew it!!!
i have a looooot of thoughts about this au (of gods and deities, ogad for short because i think itâs funny). iâll put introductions + story + my thoughts + additional art under the cut. REALLY long post incoming but please listen to me ramble if you are at all interested
canon-typical trigger warnings and then some and ALL the spoilers (yes, including twohats)
apologies in advance for the weird ass formatting. iâm on browser mobile and i donât make original posts that often
OKAY HI HI HI
so!!! letâs start with the basics: who has replaced siffrin and mira? you can see some of it in the art, but Evren and Juneau have the taken the places of the traveler and the housemaiden! who are these new casts? IâM GLAD YOU ASKED.
evren is a traveler from the forgotten island studying as much as she can about it and craft. due to this, she has a very, VERY good grip on craft. she can even use forgotten, forbidden crafts, though their use has stained her staff with a strange shade, and seems to have Changed her body in small waysâŚ
juneau is a laidback housemaiden chosen* by the change god to deal with the king. strangely, they never seem to take anything seriously. they joke constantly about serious things, laugh at the wrong times, laugh at the wrong things⌠it makes them appealing to some, but unsettling and disturbing to most.
(*they were really just the only one around, mira would have chosen someone much different if she had the choice. she does not tell them this.)
i havenât really worked it out yet, but i think this whole ordeal is the result of an offhand wish, maybe while siffrin/mira was wishing for something else. maybe siffrin was teaching mira how to wish and, in an attempt to know more about her forgetful friend, thought offhandedly, i wish to know more about the universe. and the rest is history!
BUT BUNNYUUZ, i hear you cry, WHAT HAPPENS TO SIFFRIN?
hahaha. oh boy siffrin. siffrin is not doing well. their family has just been ripped from him, and theyâre expected to just lie down and TAKE IT?!? of course, siffrin will ensure no harm comes to their family, but that replacement? she deserves alllllll the hurt. not on purpose. never on purpose. just small things, like nicking herself with her knife trying to gut something, or one of her spells going off course even though she was SURE she aimed it right⌠siffrin is always there, watching, waiting for the day she comes to dormont. waiting for that fateful wish. when they get his hands on her, oh how she will suffer.
but before that.
PREGAME SHIT. BECAUSE ITâS IMPORTANT!!!!
in case you havenât noticed, the gods are much, MUCH more active, here. which includesâŚ
appearing directly! siffrin likes to torment evren (and juneau, to an extent) because of an intense hatred that iâll talk about more later when we get to dormont. which means he appears FAR more often than they ought to. and speaking of appearancesâŚ
siffrin is a stalker no one but evren can see.
the party never sees siffrin, ala loop. if he doesnât want to appear to them, they wonât see him. and in turn, the party essentially gaslights evren (they donât know theyâre doing that but it still makes her feel crazy), because. well. THEY didnât see him, only she did. are you sure youâre okay? do you need some medicine? here, let me heal you.
evren and juneau arenât perfect people, either â not in that theyâve hurt anyone, but that theyâre⌠odd. evren seems to see things, to know things, that arguably, she shouldnât. sometimes, sheâll refer to herself in the third person/plural* and talk over herself like there are too many thoughts/voices in her head*. she does this a lot after losing her eye, but the party chalks it up to her being out of it.
(*this isnât supposed to be a plurality/DID thing. itâs just a side effect of shoving literally everything as we know it and then some into a human body + brain.)
evren seems to forget to react sometimes and is incredibly blunt in these moments, saying something to the effect of âoh. sad.â upon being told this is a thing she should feel bad about. sometimes, sheâll stare into nothing, but somehow keep up with the conversation even though she was DEFINITELY zoned out???
juneauâs not perfect, either. (gestures at their whole âlaughing at deathâ thing). they poke at people just to see how they react, and has inappropriate reactions to things (though less so than evren, because ISAT!CG probably lived a few mortal lives, as opposed to ISAT!TU who. didnât.)
juneau and evren seem to have this weird pseudo-rivalry, and the party canât tell if theyâre flirting or fighting. odile and isabeau have a bet on whether theyâre together or hate each other. (odile, who voted âthey hate each otherâ, ends up winning by the fact that the actual answer is closer to that.)
AND NOW, THE PARTY HAS FINALLY REACHED DORMONT!!!!
evren makes the same wish siffrin did, but her loops are much different. for one, her version of the house is much harsher (only to her), much closer to SAAPfrinâs house than ISATfrinâs. it forces her to use the dagger she carries much more often than she usually would, to remember keys and tonics and lines, to forget everything else. oh, how he delights in hurting her.
but. there is someone under the favor tree, still.
it isnât the first loop that evren learns of her guide. it isnât the second, or third. itâs probably somewhere close to when sheâs getting frustrated with the whole thing, when she starts forgetting the location of keys. siffrin gives her loop, but loop does not treat her the same.
loopâs hatred of evren is less intense, but itâs still there. enough to make them be less helpful, more vague, more petty. they are a spiteful person by nature, and, hey, that seems to be the universeâs will â loop can only follow where the universe leads!
(i just thought of this now, but the âbut who was the phone?â scene probably happens with sif in miraâs stead, telling evren how much they hate her, how much her loops go against their very being. how she should tell them, and then rid herself from them. itâs probably a lot darker than it is in canon.)
thereâs multiple scenes during evrenâs loops where loopâs eyes will roll back into their head, their head will loll, and a voice â a voice which echoes but has no sound, an image that is vivid yet is nothing at all â will echo in her mind.
the universe will tell her, directly, how much It hates her.
evren does escape, eventually. after not nearly as long as loop/saapfrin, but more than double the time siffrin/isatfrin went in for. (the number i have in my head is somewhere around 600 to 1,000, depending on how cruel siffrin is.)
unfortunately. siffrin had been HOPING, that all of this would make their party hate her, so he could sweep in and take her role and nobody would be any wiser. but of course. that isnât how it goes, thatâs not in the script. they never lash out at her, even when she lashes out at them. they just respond with concern and care and offers for help.
they care.
they have replaced you.
so, naturally,
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siffrin does NOT take this well. i donât know what, exactly, happens, but EITHER:
a) mira manages to convince siffrin to hold off on the suicide and talk to the party first, or
b) gravity falls weirdmageddon/the apocalypse
the image above depicts option b, because it was the first one i came up with. i like option b best, so letâs talk about it!
siffrin is not taking their replacement well. his party had said they loved him, so why? why replace him so easily, unless they never truly loved him at all? siffrin tells no one about their feelings, about their growing resentment (except evren, because in his eyes (er, eye) she deserves to suffer). over the course of the partyâs journey across dormont and evrenâs journey through the loops, siffrinâs resentment builds into outright hatred and then malicious/homicidal intent.
siffrin will kill her and take back his rightful happy ending even if it is the last thing they do.
so. they start the apocalypse. the sky tears asunder with a strange, swirling mix of bright shades that remind one of blood and broken rotting failing, the clouds covered in shades similarly strange and painful to look at. even weirder, the actual change god comes down from wherever she resides and explains that, yes, the worldâs ending, but we can fix it with the power of friendship! no, really.
so. they have a journey and have a bigfrin moment probably (maybe sif is close to the scale of the universe in form instead of taking a discreet mortal one) and everything ends in peace and rainbows.
BUT BUNYUUUUZ! you cry, WHY IS THERE A COLORED VERSION?? ISAT IS A MONOCHROME GAME!!!!
well. you see, sometime before or after siffrin reunites with the party (depending on whether you go apocalypse route or not), siffrin⌠breaks the wishes binding to the island and the lack of colors.
(donât worry, juneau is SUPPOSED to look bad in color! itâs funny!)
aaaanyway! these wishes have been around for a long time, so, even though siffrinâs a god (THE god, one might say); he still gets VERY sick. so sick that mira worries they might die!! he doesnât, though. and the first stop on the partyâs new journey (now with two gods by their side and WOW how often do you say THAT sentence?) after siffrin gets better is⌠auroria!!! otherwise known as the forgotten island. everyone is safe and sound! including evrenâs biological family, which siffrin is TOTAAALLY normal about!!! mhm!!!!!! yep!!!!!!!
donât mention how siffrin slips out during the reunion, itâs fine. he just needed some fresh air!
anyway, after yet another confession of identity which siffrin TOTALLY doesnât cry through, he gains a family that shouldâve been theirs and a new pseudo-sister in the form of evren, and a new pseudo-sibling in the form of loop. theyâre all normal about this!
(there are so many loop parallels to make here. i definitely donât quote loopâs monologue like 17 times in the unfinished fic where sif reunites with their family.)
WHAT ABOUT MY SHIPS, BUNNYUUZ?
isabeau doesnât fall in love with our new arrivals. maaaaybe he and juneau have a weird fling, but not an actual crush like canon isafrin.
however. he DOES still fall in love with sif!!! do with that what you will.
ANYWAY SO THATâS ALL I HAVE FOR THIS AU RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS FAR I KNOW THIS POST IS SO LONG!!!! I HOPE YOU LIKE MY AU. I HAVE TO PUT IT OUT THERE BECAUSE I HAVE EVREN BRAINWORMS AND I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO!!!!
PLEASE ask me about this au. iâll answer to the best of my ability!!!
(iâll put trivia HERE because tumblr erases the tags. and by âtriviaâ, i mean thoughts i have that arenât lore-important but are still fun! you donât have to read this part.)
(in the âsiffrin stalks the partyâ comic evrenâs eyepatch is on wrong because keeping characters on model at 4am is hard. and the person who calls for evren at the end of it is isabeau. thatâs right!!! special nicknames for ogad!!!! isabeau calls evren âevâ and calls juneau âjunâ, probably, i donây know how the name is pronounced. bonnie calls evren ârenâ and juneau âneauâ, which juneau thinks is funny because it sounds like bonnie is always telling them off (i donât know, i havenât looked up how the nameâs pronounced) so they let happen.)
(i canât remember the trivia i hadâŚ. um. oh! evren is an oc iâve had for at least a year but i forgot about her a while back. originally she comes from an isat kingdom au where the isat gods rule kingdoms (evren frost, juno, and reina kanzaki (expressions), i think). the whole âsiffrin swaps places with the universeâ is a concept iâve illustrated once before, though not to this extent. in that au evren was an alcoholic⌠which i could probably re-incorporate. the design for that au is also where the weird star shawl comes from! which IS a separate clothing item.)
(um. um. oh, i know!! if youâve noticed, i only refer to siffrin with he/they. thatâs because i think siffrin only has âitâ as one of their pronouns to make their followers not feel bad about constantly misgendering him. similarly, evren would probably be she/it if she cared/had the opportunity to explore her gender. their pronouns will probably switch sometime post-loops.)
(evren is probably an islander name. i knowww nothing came from the island and i knowwww wales probably doesnât exist in the isatverse buuuuut. the name LITERALLY means the universe. come onnnn let me have this one thing!!!! heard somewhere that juno means change, but all i got was young/youthful, and juneau is the french versionâŚ. i guess that can mean change, in a weird, roundabout way.)
(speaking of names, mira probably helped name the human gods because sif wouldâve called evren âuniâ and change⌠well. change. i mean, they named themself âloopâ when forced to pick an alias. put that thang in a forest and ask them to pick an alias and theyâll name themself tree.)
(okay now i go. i shake my brain for loose change (lore) and i hath come up empty. goodbye)
Hereâs a part from Chapter 1. I wrote it in class. This has no editing whatsoever.
I nodded. Every figurine was a different colour, and they were all, simply put, beautiful. I mouthed their names, keeping them like treasures. She showed me those who I should consider enemies and friends, The Lady of Light, the Lady of Flame, the Lady of Many Faces, the Lady of Lightning, the Rose of Water, the Lady of Illusion. I looked at the Godsblessed and those who had blessed them. We were... missing one. As if she could hear my thoughts, she said, âYou need to claim your magic and then weâll get it,â
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thoughts about ogad siffrin. i think unifrin works in two separate parts: siffrin, and the universe. yeah, sif IS still the universe, but heâs also still human. and their human brain couldnât handle having ALL information that exists in his head at once, so.
it split.
it split into two parts: the universe, the autonomous part that keeps the world running, and siffrin, the human. i guess itâs sorta like left brain and right brain, just on a cosmic scale.
siffrin DOES have access to the universe, in a limited way their brain can understand, but he can barely grasp even that, and they canât talk to it directly. however! he has access to the very basic functions of the universe, that probably being limited future vision, limited? omniscience (like seeing peopleâs thoughts and feelings and stuff), and. wishes.
the universe, from siffrinâs experience of being Fucked Over by it, knows that wishes canât be granted objectively. so, it has a sort of quality assurance process â it will grant wishes objectively, then pass the wish onto siffrin and they can tweak it from there.
which is all a very convoluted justification for why evren has a worse time in dormont than canonfrin does.
because at this point, siffrin still very much hates her. soo. i think evren gets a sort of hard mode. tears arenât available until maaybe the third floor, and even then, they arenât easily accessible. keys are much more well hidden (and loop isnât willing to give her memory of keys, thinking she has everything the same is just dawdling), requiring several dozen loops to find. nostalgie might not even exist or if they do, theyâre very hard to fight. bosses are almost guaranteed loops.
i think maybe, when she finally spills to loop just how hard itâs been for her, they change their tune a little. sure, they still donât like her, and sure, siffrin is impeding a lot of their progress, but theyâre a lot more helpful. because. wdym the torment nexus has been made even more tormenty by your god which hates you???
i dunno. just. thoughts i had. i hope theyâre somewhat enjoyable