#ofst4rs

ooc. tHANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENTS YOU’RE ALL MAGNIFICENT SWEETS. <3333 here, have more practice with the favourite dorks. height comparison because it’s important to know where you stand in relation to drax’s sensitive nipples. now we know. also advises to full-size because shit gets blurry as fuck and i don’t want to look up the tumblr proportions B|

❝ @ofst4rs liked for a thing .

              ❝  you seem troubled, PETER. may i help you sleep ??  ❞

He gives a small, maybe slightly smug smile, tilting his head to the side in a wordless statement. Yeah, Quill’s totally into it. And Tony knows it. But his emphatic denial is, admittedly, pretty amusing, and Tony’s willing to play along a little. ‘I’m afraid so. But hey, it’s not the worst thing which could happen - it’s not as if it’s fatal, or related in any way to tentacles, chastity or alien goo. Right?’

“I will never accept being Star-Lord 2. I am not number two. You are shit. You should be number two!”

      ❝Hey, give that back! It’s a very sophisticated piece of alien tech and I saw it first!❞ jumping for it was futile, he was much larger and it wasn’t fair, but she was determined; even if she had to kick his kneecaps.

( STARTER CALL | @ofst4rs )                                    ❛ Who would’ve thought ANGELS really existed? And in SPACE no less. . . Would’ve figured they were less SCRUFFY and more SUAVE. ❜                              There were possibilities she couldn’t predict, people she had yet to meet-. . . And yet, already, she had branded the world a WASTELAND; a paradise for the putrid and mundane. Everything about existence here. . .was almost too easy to TAKE. Not that she had any intention to RULE, rather-. . . The idea of a regime was more appealing. And what better way to make a DEMONS DREAMS come true, than to access infinity by surpassing her soils. And, of course, through someone she deemed to be a DIMWIT.                                     ❛ Can’t believe I’m saying this-. . . And I’m REALLY going to regret it. But I’m JEALOUS of you. ❜                               She tastes something terrible on her tongue. She tries to swallow it, but the flavor REFUSES to be forgotten. If she could withdraw those words, she would, but now they exist in the air with enough dedication to damage her. A lip twitches at her lines; her disgust is enough to prove she isn’t lying.                                    ❛ Do you ever feel MISPLACED? Because I hate it here. I think I was meant to be where you are. ❜

@ofst4rs || sc.