#offsea

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OH FRIEND DO I. LET ME WELCOME YOU ABOARD AS WE SAIL TOGETHER ON THIS GHOSTSHIP

(i tried to do a chronological order but it turned into chaos after the first couple of points, so. enjoy the mess ;;;;;;;)

1) what started it all. i cannot explain why this moment etched itself into my brain and still makes me insane every time i think about it but the way off got lost in the sauce and sea's eyes in front of gun hundreds of people the camera and god to the point he visibly snapped back when gun called him is just. it's so fucking funny to me. literally the first moment that made me go 'okay so imma need these two to kiss each other on the mouth'.

2) the trainee era. we didn't get much promotional content for the trainee and i cannot prove it's because they couldn't figure out a way to keep sea from being all over off at any given moment but this was also him in the 2 videos we actually got, SO. also during the event for the last episode one of the questions they asked the cast was who they would pick as a mentor and of course sea picked jane (and then his clown ass told the fans not to get excited as if he weren't the cause of everyone losing their shit ✋😭). not that the people behind the parbdee and the the trainee twitter accounts actually helped defusing this situation considering they teased janetae multiple times.

3) if jimmysea didn't divorce over this they never will. talking about things that will never stop being hilarious to me. remember that one time they asked jimmysea which GMMTV actor they think of first and jimmy answered sea but sea answered off? im still pissing myself over it.

4) that one GMMTV live house episode where off couldn't stop talking about sea. admittedly it just so happened that sea had tons of events during that time so off had to mention them, but he also brought up the viral sea smiling clip from starlympics completely unprompted. he also called sea 'cool' and 'handsome' and 'sweet smiling' which. OKAY BROTHER WE GET IT.

5) if GMMTV did omegaverse (for legal reasons THIS IS A JOKE). im not sure what kind of werewolves content these two have consumed for THAT to be the first thing they came up with when asked to do a werewolf impression and honestly i don't think i want to know.

6) merit making. i swear i can be normal about sea showing up two years in a row for off's birthday merit making ceremony (me when i lie).

7) back hugs and touches. THE FACT THAT WE GOT A BAJILLION DIFFERENT ANGLES FOR THAT SECOND ONE BUT GOD FORBID SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE IN DECENT QUALITY IS KILLING ME. so please go look at one of the many videos of this particular moment. ANYWAY. the thing about sea is that he is like a clingy kitten: he is incredibly affectionate and thrives off physical touches. so if you let him, he will be all over you all the time. and off lets him. and sometimes he does it in return.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST LOOK AT THEM BEING SILLY TOGETHER OKAY BYE