#officialjohnshep

broccoli is Cade’s mortal enemy.

mostly because he ate it so much one thanksgiving as a kid and it made him sick, so he’s petty and also very skeptical of any future broccoli invasions onto his dinnerplate.

yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!

share any sleep-related headcanons you have for your ship

John and Garrus are used to sleep together so they always put Miranda in the middle when they sleep because they miss her and want to spend more time with her. If she was more present, I think they wouldn't care who's in the middle, who isn't, ... They like to lie together holding each other. They're not big talkers but sometimes they do have quiet conversations.

what is your ship’s biggest struggle? how do they resolve the tension?

-trusting their partners to be there for themEx: When Miranda goes to Sanctuary alone, Garrus is honestly livid. John less so, which isn’t a surprise because Garrus spends a lot of time worrying about John too. How do they resolve it? Miranda and Garrus have a fight, until Garrus flat out tells Miranda he trusts her to do what's necessary and he knows she can take care of herself but point is, she doesn’t have to. She's not on her own anymore, she has them. That obviously moves Miranda and she promises to go to them when she needs help.-realizing they all matter and are as important as their partners After that discussion with Miranda, Garrus turns to John to say "and you, you need to realize your life matters as much as our own."John replies "YOU are telling me this?"Because Garrus is terrible at valuing himself too. Basically, it’s an on-going process but it helps that they’re conscious of the problem and try to solve it together. 

-communication issues: They all have trouble expressing what they want. John is especially bad at this. I think Miranda will try to create some sort of system that allows them all to feel safe while talking about their wishes, desires, etc.

do they/will they have pets?

John wants a cat. Miranda refuses because of the cat hair. Garrus says they'll get one after the war is over. They probably get a kitten. Miranda does not once complain later. She adores that cat.

do they have any shared hobbies?

I don't think it's so much that they share hobbies, it's more that they enjoy the others' hobbies? They love hearing each other geek out about their own expertise. Sort of a competency kink. John and Miranda also like to read their own thing in bed while Garrus checks out various programs on his omni-tool. They love sending each other interesting information they found, and they REALLY love discussing and debating it.

I played the first three eps, it does have some interactions between Gammy and Neb based on your choices (not gonna spoil it tho ;) ) but it mostly revolves around Peter/Starlord but it's kinda like ME you can talk to the other Guardians and find out more about their past before they met Pete, I don't wanna spoil much :D

I mean I’m not the biggest fan of the ship (still think it’s cute) but this fandom is full of demons who glorify abusive relationships, fetishize men of color and say that normal relationships are “boring” am I even surprised at this point, we just can’t have nice things (sorry I’m a bit salty lol)

LMAO DON’T APOLOGIZE I AGREE

  how does arin “I hate pacific rim” hanson expect...

tbh the only G-club podcasts worth listening to are the ones with Barry in it, at least he knows what he’s talking about and usually tries to stay neutral