Apr 6
I always assumed the way you contact Jeff Bezos is to upload a video/file labeled “Bambi’s Mother, still alive? (Photo evidence)” to the Amazon cloud. An alert will go off at headquarters that immediately displays the file in front of Bezos. Wait 5-7 business days and he will send an AI created parakeet with human feet to read you the official response.
#amazon#stupid#funny#humans#adulthood#tv#tiktok#lol#jeff bezos#bezos#fuck bezos#cloud#the cloud#art#nasa#official Amazon#carrier pigeon#parakeet#black tumblr#celebrities#adhd#autism#billionaire#how to contact Jeff bezos#you won’t actually need proof that Bambi’s mother is still alive#jk I do think we should bury him alive tho#ban ai#ban ai art#no more ai parakeets#the world has too many parakeets as is
