#offendme

What crybabies do. #post #offendme #reportyou

So, I had written up this whole little thing to introduce myself to you. However I decided quite suddenly to say fuck it. Get to know me as the story unfolds, it'll be more fun that way. I posted this thing on a social media website about patriarchy and the methods little boys have been raised to "Kill off" / "strip themselves" of their emotional identity i.e. emotions. Well some guy responds as they always do calling him wrong and full of shit blah blah. Of course I handled it diplomatically since we have generally gotten along when our paths have crossed in the past. But come the fuck on. I'm so tired of everyone getting so offended over anything. Is it really that it's offending you? Or are you so bored with your little typical life you decided to trip today? En serio goe. Perhaps I have some anger that I'm misdirecting but that's not the point. Right now anyway. Grow some thicker skin, if everything offends you so.

And the sideshow stuff? Well…Let me tell you this! I did a show at a magic convention. I put my face into the broken glass and had someone stand on my head. I lost my focus for just a second and *snik* slashed open part of my forehead. Blood everywhere.After the show I had magicians praising me on my “Blood Effect” and asking where I got all of that fake glass. Fake glass? I had to superglue my forehead back together! it was NOT A FRIKKIN MAGIC TRICK! (I wish I was kidding about this one :)And then there are the clowns…You think it is a magical thing to hang out with clowns? They are dirty, disgusting and smell like baby powder.  And they never stop! Rubber chickens. Whoopie Cushions. Squirting Flowers.You can’t get a moments rest!! Then there are the elephants. And the horses. And that stupid bear on a bicycle. That jerk does not signal when he is turning. I can’t tell you how many times I run into his stupid bear behind because of that. I mean- He has a bell! At least he could use that!Then there are the aerial acrobats. they are always always always icing or heating or wrapping some part of their bodies. Sure…They look amazing in the air but backstage they are popping tylenol like candy.And all of this so that the audience thinks it is this amazing magical experience?Thank god. It’s working :)

 You monster!!!And thanks. It means a lot  :)

I want to try something...I need practice becoming offended. Kind of a writing exercise for me. If you have a second- Send me an ask or submit something that is almost impossible to get offended by.  I will then find a way to become offended by it and respond publicly. Just sounds like fun to me. No Anons I am afraid. Had to turn that off a bit ago. Don't be scared...No matter what you send I will consider it part of the exercise :) *crosses fingers* Hope I get some interesting stuff!