#oddquestions

I was listening to the drive thru orders on the headset while I was on customer support today and this one lady after ordering her drink, got very quiet and practically whispered to us, "do you have any drinks, y'know... for the children?" I swear everyone wearing headsets just stopped and looked at each other. When my coworker finally composed himself, he says "yes... we have drinks.... *whispers back* for the children." I was laughing so hard I had to go to the back. So for anyone wondering... yes we have drinks, for the children. Drinks for all the children of the world.

Someone asked me today if we sold coffee cocaine...

When I send people messages and I'm expecting a response of some sort, am I the only one who completely focuses on the device I'm on waiting for it?

When the person you consider your best friend has no interest in seeing you on any occasion... How pathetic my life must be sometimes... How many people can honestly say their best friend doesn't want to see them at all?

If one thing in the world cheers me up but it shouldn't, is it something I should allow?

My dad asked me if I had been reading lately so I sat in silence for a good five minutes. Does fan fiction count as reading?