Dying your hair in the Space Truck Stop bathroom π§‘
This is Red, and he dyes his hair ginger to hide the fact that he was actually named after his tendency to blush ridiculously hard at anything even remotely complimentary/embarrassing/literally any other emotion. Even being ginger is better than being known for your emotional sensitivity in an army full of twenty year old guys.
I love him very much. Heβs very funny.















