Tumblr crashed on me while I was writing all this and I was like 5 paragraphs in๐ซ
I'M SO CURIOUS ABOUT THE SCARS ON BISHOPS FACE YOU HAVE NO IDEA. THE ONLY REASON I DON'T HASSLE YOU ABOUT IS CUZ I KNOW YOU'LL JUST GO ":)" YOU CHEEKY SHIT (I love you still though <3)
MAX GRRRRRR I AWAIT YOUR RETURN MY BELOVED
TRANS ORANGE YEAAAH ๐ฉต๐ฉท๐ค๐ฉท๐ฉต
When it comes to writing orange honestly I'd suggest you approach it the same way you'd approach writing smut for any other character. It would depend on whether or not she's had bottom surgery obvi, but overall she shouldn't be treated very differently from other characters! At most someone might be surprised if she whips out her dick (Then again, Lethal Company takes place in the 2500's, people probably don't care as much by then [hopefully])
TALL ROBIN YOU'RE REAL TO MEโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
God Wrench my fave piece of shit (I'M FUCKIN LYING EVERYTIME I SAY I HATE WRENCH...... I'M A FRAUD, HE'S TO FUNNY FOR ME TO GENUINELY DISLIKE๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ PLUS HE'S LITERALLY ME SOMETIMES I CANNOT DENY WE HAVE SIMILARITIES)
ALSO I *****SEE***** THAT LITTLE SKETCH OF RABBIT AND DOVE KISSING. I AM LOOKING *DIRECTLY* AT IT๐๐๐๐
HYBRID AU HYBRID AU GRRRRRR
I keep putting your little guys in situations..... I love them too much๐๐งกโค๏ธ๐ค๐ค๐ฉท๐งก (there's like 2 other au's I have in mind that I haven't even talked about yet)
Hybrid au Bishcky(?) Is soooooo so good to me because i think Bishop is like, 10x worse at acting like he isn't into Lucky. He is so obvious it's painful for other people to watch
You know how cats rub themselves against you in order to scent mark you? Bishop keeps doing that to Lucky, all the damn time. Whether it be making sure to rub up against Lucky when they pass by each other, lending him his clothes every chance he gets, or just blatantly rubbing his face up against Lucky (Lucky hate-Loves the face rubbing. It's cute until Bishop runs his face against Lucky's and then Lucky is painfully reminded about Bishop's beard) Lucky just assumes this is a weird way Cat people express their friendship towards others (He does not notice that Bishop does this to exclusively him)
Lucky will find out eventually, and when Bishop is confronted about it he becomes worlds #1 gaslighter like HELL he'd admit to what is essentially putting a big sign on Lucky that screams "THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND" To literally everyone within radius
Lucky doesn't really mind though, he's flattered honestly, and maybe a bit flustered too
Though.... it is a bit rude for Bishop to just leave his smell all over Lucky without even telling Lucky about it first, practically claiming him.... it's only fair if Lucky gets to "Claim" him as well in his own way, right?๐
(I'M JUST SAYING...... GROWER LUCKY + KNOT??????? I'M GOING CRAZY)
(Thinking about the knot process..... Lucky holding Bishop so so close to him as he gently grinds into him.... giving Bishop sweet praise [I saw the damn Bishop likes praise comment] and cuddling him and kissing him as he waits for his knot to come undone.... Bishop takes him so well- *EXLPODES*)
ALSO I SAW THAT BISHOP LIKES CUDDLES COMMENT.... FROTHING AT THE DAMN MOUTH GRRRRRRR
Thinking thinking thinking about Lucky and Bishop entangled in one another on a cold night, Lucky having his tail draped across the both of them while Bishop purrs so loud Lucky can feel the vibrations in the taller man's chest.... UGHH๐๐งก๐๐งก๐๐งก๐๐งก๐๐งก๐
And Lucky being a Squirrel-Dog (Squog๐) is so fun because I think he'd have to keep himself from getting to excited while in public..... the amount of times he's accidentally knocked tables over because his big-ass tail started wagging is too many times to count and each time is more embarrassing than the last๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Also thinking very heavily about the Avians and wing preening
Avian wings are sensitive, especially at the base. Most of them only ever let people they trust preen their wings, let alone touch them in the first place
Dove obviously let's Rabbit take care of her wings. It's one of the rare moments you'll find Rabbit so gentle and focused on her task, delicately realigning her feathers, removing any dirt or grime caught up in there. Rabbit likes to tease Dove on occasion, gently rubbing the base of her wing, feeling how Dive shivers under her touch, letting out the faintest of moans ๐คโค๏ธ๐คโค๏ธ๐คโค๏ธ
Robin loves Wrench.... she really does.... but oh my god she does not trust that guy to preen her wings, at least not before excessive training. If Robin needs her wings looked after she will most likely go to Lucky (his hands are so small! He's so precise with his work) and if not Lucky she'll go to Max or Captain 1.0 (All 3 of them often help Robin with her wings on hangout days)
The first time Robin finally trusted Wrench with her wings he was so nervous! He tried to play it off he really did, but Robin was able to see right through him, and honestly she found it cute. Wrench honestly did a good job his first time! He's not as good as Lucky, but with more practice he'll get there eventually!
Captain almost never gets his wings preened. He's not keen on asking for help, and he doesn't fly around that much anyways. So it's fine. Probably.
That's a lie it's NOT FINEโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ Dove was the one who noticed that Captain had blood feathers. BLOOD FEATHERSโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ the moment she spotted them she was dragging Captain back to her house and forcing that man to sit his ass DOWN so she can fix up his wings
It takes a loooooong time since Captains wings are so big, but she eventually cleans him up properly. It becomes a routine for them (reluctantly on Captains part), Captain comes over to Dove and Rabbits and allows Dove to clean up his wings, making sure he doesn't get any infections. Robin eventually joins in to quicken the process for all of them
Pink wants to preen Captains wings SO FUCKING BAD IT MAKES HIM LOOK STUPIDโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ FUCK
He promises he won't purposely touch the base of Captains wings he pinkie swears that he won't poke and prod at him in all the right places that'll get Captain riled up he SWEARS on his life he won't lean in and kiss the base of Captains wings just to see how he reacts HE SWEARS HE SWEARS HE CAN BE TRUSTED TO PREEN CAPTAINS WINGS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GOD FUCK-
DIVERSITY WIN!!!!! THE ASSHOLE CREWMATE IS NONBINARY๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ (also they're kinda uhhhhhhh๐๐๐๐๐ errmmmmmmm๐๐๐๐๐ I am certainly looking at Jay)
Also the Killer Lucky au is coming along๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ turns out there's uhm... a LOT more that I'm writing down than I originally intended๐
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(I'm basically making a fanfic at this point, this is the first time I've had to write something down in the notes app before I sent it to ya XD)
NIGHTMARE SCENARIO OHNOOโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ ๐ญ๐ญ
I have to force myself to not think about Max and the rest of the old crew (the other two that fill out the crew,,, ahgrrgrrrgr) Obviously I am not doing a very good job at that ๐๐คญ
AHH THANKS!!! ๐งก๐ฉต๐ฉท๐ค๐ฉท๐ฉต๐งก
I'm already updating the height chart just for herโ๏ธ๐
Wrench just has that undeniable rizz that makes everyone love him hasjdknl; ((I've accidentally made Wrench incredibly relatable - I see this as an absolute win!!)
๐๐ My little yuri magma sketch? ๐๐
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ALSO THIS ONE IS FROM BY FRIEND!!!
Anyway--
I love the Domestic AU and the Hybrid AU with all my heart,, oughhh they are so happy ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ Just a bunny rabbit and her birdie~ ๐
Please keep putting them in situations,,, I'm in love,,, ๐ฅบ
I want to write a oneshot or two so bad--
(LOOKING- PATIENTLY WAITING- LOOKING- LOOKING THROUGH THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE--)
Oh god, this fool can't NOT be obvious about it! I don't think he knows the word subtle,, (Maybe Lucky just makes him go-- ๐๐)
SCREAMING AND CLAWING AT THE CARPET
AHGRRR!!! Have I told you how much I love your mind?? Because oh my god,, ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ Kitty Bishop rubbing his face all over Lucky,,, oughhh-- (the feel of beards can be so very hit or miss sometimes ๐) HE DOESN'T NOTICEโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ OH MY GODD โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ Oh, Lucky,, ๐งก๐งก๐งก
I'm giggling so much with a big smile on my face reading this,, (I keep reading this ask a lot,,, ggrrr) ๐๐๐
Bishop can try,, he'll be great at it too until Lucky pushes just a little bit more,, he won't need to say anything when his face is already giving away the answer~
(Grower Lucky + Knot is an insane combo and it makes me weak,,)
๐๐ I am looking,,, incredibly,,, disrespectfully๐๐
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BANGING MY FISTS AGAINST MY DESK, HNUHNBJyhu7 ohmygoddd,,,, WATCHER YOUR MIND--- RHGRJRR โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ LOVE LOVELOVE BITING BITING (affectionate) BITING BITING ๐
Lucky's big-ass squog ๐ tail knocking over anything and everything is fucking hilarious ๐ Poor guy can't catch a break ๐งก๐งก๐งก
๐๐ Avian wing preening ๐๐
Dove and Rabbit being so gentle and soft with each other,,, OUGHHHHRGRGRG GR!!!! THESE TWO,,, โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ โค๏ธ๐ค
Wrench would try his best for her,,, which is unfortunately NOT that great ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ but at least it's not too bad,,, (Robin needs to put this man through a wing-preening boot camp)
Also-- the crews hanging out together,,,, ahhhh ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
They are all friends!!! They are all taking care of each other!! <3
CAPTAIN IGNORING TAKING CARE OF HIMSELF AHGRGRGRG!!! (I am actively exploding reading everything here,, I keep coming back to read and I just explode again ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ฅ)
AND BLOOD FEATHERS?? NO NO NO!! I'm so happy Dove is dragging this oversized bird brain and getting him some much-needed help!! (Imagining Dove dragging Captain while ranting about how important it is to preen the wings and practice self-care,,, she's so small compared to Captain that it's actually comical <3)
WE ALL KNOW PINK IS UP TO NO GOOD, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE'S ALLOWED TO BE SO CLOSE TO CAPTAIN-- HIS HEART IS HAMMERING SO FAST,, HE'S SO EXCITED!!
๐๐DIVERSITY WIN!!๐๐
(๐๐ Porsha's designs are so so good,, hehjeehe ๐๐)
Waiting so, so, SO patiently ๐ I'm over here sitting on my hands, kicking my legs in the air and swing from side-to-side ๐คญ๐คญ
I AM SO SO SO EXCITED WHEN YOU'RE READY TO SHARE IT AHGRGR ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐