Idk how to start this but anyways dick lengths
I've been thinking about the Vow Bracken lately, and how Lucky described its dick as being the size of his forearm, and I got to thinking
I said Wrench I headcanon Wrench to have the smallest dick, and you responded with something along the lines of "I heard he's around 5 inches" okay. Cool. That gives me something to branch off of
I think that Bishop and Pink are honestly around the same size, about 7 inches or 6.5, in my head they're just like, nearly the exact length though I imagine Pink has a bit more girth to his
Now Lucky. My dearest sweet Lucky who I love so much, who is now canonically a grower (one of my biggest achievements), personally I do think he's bigger than Bishop and Pink while fully erect, which would put him at 8-9 inches
Now, you may be wondering "What does the Vow Bracken have to do with this" WELL YOU SEE☝🏽 I HAVE A RULER. SEVERAL ACTUALLY. AND WHEN IT CAME TO MAKING HEADCANONS ON LUCKY'S SIZE I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE USED THE RULER TO SEE HOW BIG LUCKY WOULD BE COMPARED TO HIS OWN BODY SINCE ME AND HIM ARE THE SAME HEIGHT☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽 (I have exactly 1 inch on him though let this be known)
Now 8-9 inches is just impossibility large for someone of Lucky's height and stature BUT I'm going to ignore that because erm erm Lucky isn't real and I can imagine him as disproportionately as I desire.
BUT ANYWAY- I wanted to check something out, so I measured my own forearm (excluding my hand)
My arm is about 9 inches long starting at the elbow and ending at the wrist
Lucky is about 8-9 inches
Vow Brackens dick is the size of Lucky's forearm
Me and Lucky are the same height
Therefore meaning: Lucky and the Vow Bracken are the same length SHOUT OUT TO LUCKY AND HIS COMICALLY LARGE DICK THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO HAVE🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
This revelation also makes Lucky being surprised at the Brackens size all the more funnier because bitch THAT'S YOU🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽 YOU CAN SWORD FIGHT THAT THING (though obviously grower Lucky was not real at the time so😭)
Anyways this was wonderful to research the way I was giggling while measuring my own arm. It's hysterical how big Lucky's dick is compared to the rest of him I love you Lucky and your oversized appendage I love breaking the laws of basic anatomy
Obligatory Bishop getting railed by Lucky mention it's part of my brand..... if Bishop can take Lucky he can take the Vow Bracken💥💥💥💥
Absolutely insane, Lucky, I pray for your impossibly large porn peen 🙏😔 bfhfhf 💖💥💖💥💖 (I believe in Bishop, he can take that 8 inch cock just as good as our favourite little guy 💚🧡💥)
