#oc ed

Huuuge cat fan.

Survived the phone guy culling, still very upset about it

Prophetic dreamer (not useful)

Scott is the only one who actually bothers to do a good job, he's always very stressed because he thinks without him everyone would be dead by now

Ed couldn't give less of a fuck he has the spirit of a history professor he just wants to sit down on a table and yap about whatever the fuck

Gwen is closer to Scott in ridigness but she loathes how constricting the location is. She can do a good job but she does Not want to be here she wants to be at the club so bad

Gwen is actually pretty femme herself, back before they were stuck doing this she'd love doing drag

While Ed enjoys being heard Gwen enjoys being seen.

They'd have tattoos if I weren't lazy ngl.

They'd also be much more tanned if they'd leave the pizzeria unfortunately being a phone guy and vitamin D deficiencies go hand in hand

Needless to mention since he's plural and a phone guy but they also suffer from CPTSD and many other issues