#oblivious!adrien

"Out loud" (Thoughts)

Multimouse and Aspik: (You don't know who I am. I know you are Adrien/Marinette)

Multimouse: "Hi, Aspik!"

Aspik: "Hey, Multimouse!"

Multimouse and Aspik: (I can tell them I'm Ladybug/Chat Noir, so they know I know who they are)

Multimouse and Aspik: "I know who you are."

Multimouse: (Adrien knows I, Multimouse, am Marinette?!)

Aspik: (Marinette knows I, Aspik, am Adrien??)

Multimouse: (But Adrien wasn't there when Multimouse detransformed to reveal Marinette...)

Aspik: (But Marinette wasn't there when I was given the Snake Miraculous...)

Multimouse: (Oh, Adrien must think I, Multimouse, am Ladybug. Huh.)

Aspik: (Oh, Marinette must think I, Aspik, am Chat Noir. Hm.)

Multimouse and Aspik, at same time: "Yeah, I'm Ladybug/Chat Noir."

...

?????

!!!!!

Multimouse: "Aspik can't be Chat Noir... I'm Ladybug and I gave ADRIEN the Snake Miraculous to be Aspik!

Aspik: "Multimouse can't be Ladybug... I'm Chat Noir and I saw that Multimouse is MARINETTE!"

Multimouse: Chat Noir is Adrien.

Aspik: Ladybug is Marinette.

...

After having spent the day with both of her dates, Kagami had noticed that there were some... habits that they had. Things would mysteriously vanish around Marinette to appear on her person later as if it had always been there, she had picked the lock to the closet when they had been locked inside, and had no problem reciting what every one of her classmates was doing down to 5 minute intervals.

On the other hand, Adrien would miss all of this, and smile happily. She was pretty sure Paris could crumble around him, and he'd be lost to what was happening.

But she knew that the most important thing Marinette stole would be kisses in the dark as they cuddle, and Adrien was oblivious because he was thinking of sweet surprises he could do for them.

Oh well, at least her blade would have a lot of practice if anyone else caught on.