#oblisk

This man wakes up angry most mornings.

It's the reasons why Jeff named him the Hulk.

One day he can be an angry dragon, and the next he's pretty mellow.

Because he was cursed by a witch.

Make no mistake though, his mood can switch fast if you push his buttons.

While he won't get physical unless you hit him first, he will yell at you.

But the residents thinks it's more of a funny type of yelling.

An example is when he wakes up to an empty box of cerial, "WHO ATE ALL THE RICE CRISPYS???!?! >:0"

Jeff: Bitch, what u gonna do about it?

Oblisk: U WAT Mate?! OH MY GOD, did you SERIOUSLY pour the milk AFTER YOU POURED THE CERIAL?!?!

Jeff: Dah fuck you gonna do about it?!

*Oblisk shoves soap into Jeff's mouth*

(Later) Slender: Jeff, why are you foaming at the mouth?! It's getting all over the floor!

Did I mention he's married?

His wife is even more angrier than him and they get into the most ridiculous spats.

It never gets physical, but there is a lot of screaming.

Afterwards they act like it never happened.

While it sounds scary, you have to remember nobody in the house is human.

Fighting is normal and nobody takes it personally.

This man also has a daughter.

And to his annoyance, Ben and the gang curses in front of her.

He hates that the most.

To get revenge, he'll pour liquid hand soap into their sodas to clean that nasty mouth of theirs.