I made it using Google Slides although it would be fun to draw a traditional family tree with these guys one day. Also the images will be updated with new info (although how much after is up in the air)
Notes under the cut
We do actually know to an extent how related to Faux the Faux Objects are. To quote the FAQ on the site: "Closely related characters often have long bodies, fly, and have curved claws. Far descendants are more likely to have a special hidden ability that can help them in a survival situation, though they may not be aware of it until it is too late." So, Body Pillow is on some level closely related to Faux. I THINK (do not quote me on this) during an LSD video (not sure which one) Chester mentioned Faux has been dead for a while to Faux is likely Body Pillow's great great grand relative. However, since we don't know the specifics Body Pillow will currently stay in "unknown relations"
I am only including confirmed public information. Any speculations (like my theory that Faux is Morrigan's sister based off of the fact that the mythological Morrigan is part of a sister trio) or Patreon confirmed relations are banned from this family tree
The reason pretty much none of these include two sets of (unknown) parents is because if we have zero info on a relative they weren't included. Although I should mention right here that out of the main cast Gum is the only one who spawned from a single parent
If you think you've seen this post before you have. I deleted the original since Tumblr messed with the ordering
Characters that are here but not tagged due to tag limits: Unnamed marine person (note the fins), Citrus' sister, Painkiller's parents, Gum's mom, Sharps' mom, Minty and Malt's mom, Fuzzball's mom and step dad, Sugarcube, Dynamite's parents, Dynamite, Push, Push's adopted nephew, Ribs, Porkloin, Wagyu, Peanut Butter/PB, PB's partner, PB's baby
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With the release of "Night Lights", I think it's safe to say we have a decently good idea of what the timeline for Gum's scars are. This post will first analyze specific panels that show off what scars Gum has at the time and then I'll make a rough speculative timeline. And as a refresher, here are the scars Gum has by Book 1 and who game them to her.
So the earliest in the timeline is her scar from Phage. We know this due to her square head. Chances are that her bite mark was Gum's first scar
Next up is possibly Wick's scar depending on how the next EP plays out. In these panels we can see that Gum has her scars from Phage, Jumper, and Babs.
The lack of a Cherry scar in these panels leads me to believe that the flashback with Babs happens after Gum's first meeting with Wick
Given how Gum has Babs' scar in a moment of her life that took place before this scene, I personally believe that, as of right now, the hoof print is from a fight that took place early on in Gum and Babs' relationship and they made up by the time the above flashback happens. It could also potentially be an error, but until we get proof, I will assume Gum has her Babs scar in this sequence.
And then we have the scars from Candy and Sharps, which we have a firm timeline for.
By the time Gum quits she's already gotten almost all her other scars from her other girls. After she quits she gets her scars from Sharps here. Given how they're kissing here these scars were either an accident in the moment or Gums intentionally letting Sharps scar her for one reason or another.
So here is my speculative scar timeline:
Gum breaks things off with/moves on from Phage and Phage bites Gum in return
Gum meets Jumper after this, and Jumper gives Gum her head scar, likely via biting
And after that, Gum meets Babs and during a confrontation she gets stepped on, giving Gum her chest scar
She is then given an assignment to go after Wick and gets her burn scar during the fight
Gum meets Cherry and gets her head scar from a fight with the sea monster in the most likely scenario
Gum quits and Candy gives her her eye scar during the duel
Sharps permanently scratches up Gums back sometime after the two start dating
Inspired by the blog @/turtleshellobjectified, this post will be documenting and archiving any kind of appearance and mention of Gum's Targets/Girls (Candy, Phage, Babs, Wick, Jumper, and Cherry). These appearances include the mainline comic, bonus comics, anything on Chester's blog, the Lovey Sweet Dream project, and any other offical Objectified content (like teasers). I will not be including any mentions or info from Chester's YT channel (mainly the LSD video and the Objectified commentary) as that would be way too much footage to shift through. I'll also bring up any mentions and what those mentions tell us about the women mentioned.
ARCHIVE UNDER THE CUT
Main comic
AWOL (Candy, near the end) [repository]
Better and Worse (Phage, near the end) [repository]
Taken (Babs, near the end) [repository]
Safety Tunnels (all [Wick's in her fox form], a little after the halfway point) [repository]
Recollection (Wick, at the last two pages [fox form])
Mentions/discussions
Better and Worse (Phage, after her sequence)
Doomed World One + Two (Candy, by Wanda. In DW 1, it's a little before the halfway point and in DW 2 it's after the opening Delirium sequence)
What those mentions tell us about said girl
After waking up from her nightmare and swearing a bit in a panic, Gum says "She wouldn't. She wasn't like that." Due to currently not having much information on Phage, we can't be too sure as to what part of the sequence Gum was referring to. It's likely, however, that the inaccuracies occurred during the more distorted/nightmarish parts of Gum's dream (starting when Phage gets all the eyes and Accuses Gum of getting bored of her)
In DW 1, Wanda says how she trained under Candy and that Candy told Wanda all about Gum. And this could likely include Gum's scent as Wanda says she knew it was Gum because she "reek(s)" like Strawberry-Kiwi gum. Gum later uses the fact that Candy talked about her a lot by saying "...And Candy wouldn't shut up about ME?" To goat Wanda into chasing her.
In DW 2, after Wanda catches up with Gum, she says, "Candy was right- you're selfish." Which clearly tells us that Candy views Gum as selfish, likely for quitting monster hunting.
Bonus comics
Currently none but it is likely Candy will appear in Trial By Fire
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