Asuma: Have I ever told you you're a good cook?
Obito: aw, no you haven't :)
Asuma: Then why do you keep doing it?

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Asuma: Have I ever told you you're a good cook?
Obito: aw, no you haven't :)
Asuma: Then why do you keep doing it?

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Hiruzen: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Danzo : Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Hiruzen : I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING OBITO WITH ME
Asuma , picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Obito: Hey Asuma, are you okay?
Asuma after coughing up blood before being killed by Hidan and Kakuzu: No!
Shikamaru: Does this occur often?
Izumo and Kotetsu: Yeah.....
Obito Uchiha: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Asuma Sarutobi: Go the fuck to sleep
Obito Uchiha: What gif I don't want to?
Asuma Sarutobi: Fuck You
Obito Uchiha: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Asuma Sarutobi: What did you do?
Obito Uchiha: Nobody died.
Asuma Sarutobi: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Asuma: Alright, any questions?
Obito: Why aren't there uppercase and lower case numbers?
Asuma:
Asuma: What?
Obito: I WANT TO WRITE LOUD NUMBERS
Obito Uchiha: I can explain.
Asuma Sarutobi: Can you?
Obito Uchiha: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Asuma walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Obito , I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK. Obito , sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)