#obeymememes

I took wayyyyy longer than necessary to make this, I'm belphewhore

This is gonna be a series but wait a bit till I get the strength to slander Mammon, Beel and Lucifer. I mean it's gonna be easy with Lucifer but like...

Disclaimer: nothing I ever say is serious, this is a joke.

- Anyways... Belphie slander

- Ok but why does this man act like he is part of the KKK.

-Calling me human in a derogatory way is giving me very much hate crime.

- Sir, I'm black. Maybe with the white girls it's just racism against the human race butttt my ancestors were not slaves for hundreds of years for you to come along.

- Also, don't you dare switch on me the second you find out that I am related to your sister.

- Now, you wanna fuck. Now, you down bad.

-Ha, it's giving very much incest and weirdness.

- Now, can we just talk about the outfits?

- Ugly. That's what they are.

- Sleeping. All the fucking time. How do you find enough dreams? -All you talk about is how strong you are. I could literally get a cross and kill you. Keep chatting like you strong or something.

- Could you survive an all girls school? No, I don't think so.

Obey Me:

I don't know why I'm laughing at this screenshot so much.

It just made me think of that scene in "Fruits Basket" in which Yuki and Kyo told Shigure not to call Aya or else he dies. Solomon and Luke are giving me this kind of vibe.