#shallwedate

satan: because they are marsupials.

mammon:

mammon: bEaCaUsE tHeYRe mArSupiAls

mammon: *quietly* it's cuz they don't have the right koalafications.

Just the obey me boys!! 🤏😎👓😳

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There are no warnings it's pure fluff

Gn!reader

Summary : you performed once in diavolo's devil dom yearly ceremony and now everyone is left flabbergasted by you dance.

Mammon x reader, Satan x reader, lucifer x reader

Lucifer and Satan's parts are combined and super short as I can't write for them well enough yet, mammon one is of an acceptable length tho!

Lucifer, Satan

At first he was worried that you might mess up by doing something silly, because mammon is always by your side and he knows he's a bad influence to a mere human like you.

When he sits beside diavolo to see your dance through the anxiety and stress, he's left amazed by how good you are at it. Noone in devil dom OR Celestial realm ever danced so good despite having wings and magic!

Soon finds out you've been practicing in secret at night because MAMMON! That dummy would not leave you side in the day for once!

He feels kinda proud tbh, just like a grandmother seeing their baby grandchild at a school function.

"you've totally left me surprised with that performance if I say so myself"

Mammon

Mammon was so so excited to see your performance, you never told him that it was a dance performance so he was curious to find out what is it you're going to do over there!

Would it be a magic show? Puppetry? Poetry? Singing? He had a million ideas in his brain! Of course he would, its not like he loves you or anything! Don't get the wrong idea you're just a normal human!

When you get on the stage and start dancing. Oh so it was a dance performance.

He was sure you are going to ace it, did you really think he would not find out that you dance from 8-10 pm every night when he goes out to find some money making schemes? Oh honey you're so wrong he knows everything about you.

After noticing you dedication he stopped bothering you during your practice time so that he doesn't embaress you. Of course he loves to annoy you but he must not genuinely upset you right?

Your performance was so perfect that he couldn't focus on the music, ot the flashing lights, or the people around. Levi noticed him staring profusely so being the little MENECE he is h said "I-it's not like I love you or anything!! But I just can't take my eyes off of you when you do almost anything!!" that grasped mammon's attention.

"levi quit that will ya! They've practiced so hard I must not miss any second of it!" levi smiles but stops annoying mammon then and there, well its not always then he finds his older brother focused on something other than his ddd or money.

When the performance is over you look tired, mammon gives you a can of orange juice so that you don't pass out or anything.

"I-I made sure to cherish every moment of your performance... I'm your first I need to do so!"

Then he carried you back to the house of Lamentation. (no, it doesn't matter how heavy you are, he's a fallen angel or demon not a human, you're nothing but a little paperweight to him.)

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That's it for part 1! I will do part 2 when I get more motivation!