#oaugh

It only took a moment To be loved a whole life long

Mmmm yes, that’s what i was thinking with the eggpreg. Tarn saw something with a bunch of gross squishy eggs on an alien world and his mind decided it was hot actually. I, personally, was thinking a combination of a cluster of classic frog eggs and orbeez. It starts small enough in the dreams that he’s like this feels odd for so much fluid to be there and to take so many supplements, but there are far worse ways to serve The Cause. But as his assigned incubation progresses he realizes oh they’re actually a lot bigger and it’s getting harder to actually do things. I like to think he wakes up feeling especially ashamed about the egg thing when it gets to the point that he’s dreaming about being so full of big squishy gross organic-looking eggs that he’s trapped on his back so he doesn’t squish the would-be soldiers, and constantly moaning from the strain and how good it feels💖💖. Getting off on being completely useless and hedonistic feels like something he’d be giving himself a hard time for, for a while afterward. Especially if it happens a few nights in a row💖💖💖💖.