Jun 28, 2025
That Night Island spinoff, but make it this:
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That Night Island spinoff, but make it this:
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lads, have a crack vision that won't leave alone, so hopefully it also becomes your problem now:
Louis discovers the grindset podcasts and immediately establishes himself on the scene. Podcast equipment, IG accounts, posting those cursed motivational images and quotes, ranting into the microphone about "pushing through it" and "discovering yourself in the pain", the full package.
Lestat is despairing, cannot pull his Louis out of this (come on, Louis now has a 112k audience for his confessions, why would he give it up), turns to Daniel (and, reluctantly, to Armand) for help. Daniel laughs at him until he hangs up, but eventually agrees (after screenshotting some of Louis's finest work for posterity, of course), reaches out, tries to talk Louis out of it. Louis doesn't budge.
Armand sighs, puts his iPad away, agrees to help, by which he means sending Louis one (1) message: "Louis, this is gauche."
Louis replies with one (1) message: a link to a pseudoscience lady rambling about how blood types Have A Deeper Meaning and essential oils will help you find your highest frequency.
36 hours later, Armand has started an online wellness cult that already has like 60k followers. People claim to have their vibrational frequency set by his hypnotic voice. They send blood samples for 'purification'.
"Babe. Babe, Jesus, come on, I'll get you a new blender, okay? A dozen new blenders!"
"The idea of blood types having a spiritual meaning is making a comeback in popular culture, beloved. I am merely seizing the opportunity to secure us a steady food source. Cruelty-free, I might add. Well. Mostly."
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Lads, you decide where this clown car crashes, I can't with this any more
Lads, I'm sick, and my soul wants to crawl out of my body via any orifice available; if I don't make it, I want my headstone to say something cool like "Here should lie Bee, but they vanished in mysterious circumstances." With, like, a lot of question marks on dates and stuff. Thank you.
Also, happy holidays and new year <3
well, my flu tried to turn into pneumonia, but fortunately my doctor prescribed me something that stopped it. My brain is still a mashed potato, but I'm slowly coming back, thank you all for being so lovely <3 I'll do my best to reply to everything as soon as I can <3
Happy new year, lads! Have a fantastic trip around the sun!
I'm so sorry I've been so MIA lately, I'm still battling some massive exhaustion, but I hope to be back to the regularly scheduled screaming and flailing soon <3
I'm also hoping to finish and post a small ficlet about Armand discovering the laundromat this weekend, so fingers crossed!
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having a massive chronic pain flare-up; my elbow is on fire while simultaneously being severed; typing is near-impossible; my brain got tricked into thinking we're sick and it's currently pretending to be a vegetable loaf.
I just want to write about those two old freaks being happy and unhinged and nailing each other through the mattress (just a bit, as a treat)!
Armand would 1000% gaslight Daniel about stupid shit like the food when they fight and Daniel would love it 😂
Yessss, he absolutely would :D And OF COURSE Daniel would love it! He's a journalist, getting gaslit is basically enrichment in his enclosure :D
(sorry for the late reply, the pain continues to pain, but thank you so much for the message, it made me smile! Have a great weekend <3)
Michelin-star fish in the desert is so so good. It’s incredible in how it captures both Armand and Daniel’s characters, it’s beautifully written and it covers many events and a good amount of time seamlessly. It’s amazing I reread it all the time.
safhgsjhgd thank you so much, lovely anon! <3 This means so much, I can't tell you how lovely this is! I'm flailing and squeaking! I loved writing that fic, it was very self-indulgent for me, so I'm beyond happy that you like it <3 I just love writing about those two old men in love!