#nycrpstart

I am lacking creativity and therefor, I'm gonna tell you a cute story. This boy in my choir always pulls at this girl's pigtails everyday during reading time. She was completely convinced that this kid had some sort of evil plan to murder her, but no worries, I told her that when boys pick on girls like that, it just means they really like their pants. Hopefully she’ll keep that in mind for a few years.

If one more guy tells me I have a cute butt, I'm going to slap him. I mean, thanks for the compliment but the way some guys say it is just so disgusting. Why do they think it's okay to do that? 

For the first time in years, I have actually missed the ball drop because I was asleep. Whoops.

It’s around 23 Celsius in Sydney. This place feels like paradise right now, I have no intentions to leave anytime soon. It was nice meeting you all.

And just like that, Christmas is already over and soon 2015 will be here. Then we'll all complain how long the year is still going to be and before we know it Christmas will be there again. Time is a weird thing.

All I want in life right now is a blow job and a cheeseburger. 

Stretching is really fun until you have a perv pressing his body against yours because he’s trying to “help you out”. I’m never going to the gym again.

The solid fact that I can’t, nor have been, feeling my fingers and toes for the past hour should be indication enough that I’ve really got to invest in a space heater. But.. that’d require walking out into the Arctic cold out there and I just don’t think I’ll be able to make that. Someone be my savor, please.