#numblegs

So I thought I would share this story of mine from when I was 10 or 11. I was visiting my mum I was about hour long drive from school to the town she lives in. First place we were heading when we got to town, supermarket. Not thinking I had my legs crossed and been sitting on them the whole drive so as I go to get out I realize I have the "pins and needles" feelings you get when your legs go numb. Put both of my feet on the ground. Next minute I have collapsed onto the ground in a heap, laughing. My younger sister is standing there laughing. My mum horrified for a second before realizing it isn't anything serious then starts laughing. Suddenly the guy we parked next to walks up and is standing behind us waiting to get in the car next to me. I was sitting in the passenger seat so he was trying to get to the drivers seat of his car. Mum realizes tells me to get up but my legs are still really numb. When I finally get up I am stagering into the store like I'm drunk. My legs do get feeling back in them but by that time we were nearly finished shopping. Geez those were some good times. #numblegs #pinsandneedles #shopping #funnystory #embarrassment #failinglife #laugh #numb #maybeiwasdrunk #hopenot #thatwouldbewrong #yeah #mrguyimsorry #mylegswouldntwork #sorryforblockingyourcaroff

When you’re held hostage by your kitty napping on your now numb legs and you can’t move because you don’t want to wake her. . . #souxsiesavage #hostage #catsofinstagram #numblegs #furbaby #mylegsfeelelectric #cutestkitty #sleepykitty #sleepycat (at Ward 6, Tucson, Arizona)

Ive been sitting on the toilet seat so long that it feels like a normal stool chair.. Lol I've got to go to work.