Jul 1, 2019
I cant write fluff because im physically and emotionally repressed so i settle for writing hardcore sex and laugh
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I cant write fluff because im physically and emotionally repressed so i settle for writing hardcore sex and laugh
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Hi so you probably know a lot about lush and I was wondering if you think it'd be safe to have sex while using one of the bath bombs?
Hmmm, that's an excellent question! I've never tried it myself, but I have coworkers who have, and things seemed to work fine for them. There's even one geared particularly for romantic, sensual baths, made with lots of aphrodisiacs like Jasmine and Clary Sage, and it's even called Sex Bomb!
I would be cautious, though. I advocated earlier that bath bombs are totally safe for your naughty bits when you're just bathing with them, but with penetrative sex there are going to be a lot of fluids getting in a lot of places. Bath Bomb water isn't irritating to even the most tender bits of your surface skin, but I'm not really sure how it'll affect the cervix if some of it gets up there, and I really doubt your urethra would like it either.
I'd give the idea a tentative thumbs-up, I would just say use protection like always, and try not to be so vigorous that you end up stuffing lots of bath water into each other's orifices. If you're really hesitant, then just use one of the sultrier bath bombs, maybe things heated up in the bath and then move on to the bedroom!
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my absolute favorite was a bakery!au fic that used melted sugar as lube Look up the melting point of sugar and tell me youd want that in your ass
It seems everyone has heard of this molten sugar lube fic except me
Srsly if you don't have lube just use your goddamn spit or something.
And like liquid sugar is just gonna rapidly harden once you take it away from heat so you're just gonna end up with a crystallized candy dick stuck in someone's ass
Smut finished, let's do a tally
Page count: 16
Word Count: 6,522
Amount of times I used the word "pleasure": 15
Amount of times I used the word "dick": 22
Amount of times I used the word "fuck/fucked": 36
Amount of times I used the word "cock": 43
Amount of times I used the word "astronomy": 1
Success
Let's also play a game called: How many times can I use the words "cock" and "dick" in one story before it becomes repetitive and I have to find another word to use that doesn't sound fucking stupid
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Let's play a game called: how many dicks can Armin fit in his body at once
Benefits of written/fanfiction porn vs. regular internet porn
Can safely explore kinks and fantasies without subjecting actual live people to it, who may or may not be actually willing to do it
Can be in any setting and any scenario
Can have an actual well-written story around it
What you see in your head will almost always be hotter than the real thing
Participants are (almost always) people who genuinely want to have sex with each other and not paid actors going through the motions and letting out forced moans and bland, passionless orgasms with people they feel nothing for