Yeesh. No one in homestuck Is allowed to have kids except for Rose and Kanaya, Jake (mhmnxhmmnnmnmjsmm???), john (if it was a healthy relationship), and to an EXTENT Roxy (Idk I'm having mixed emotions). Jane is out of the question. Jade is idk. Dave idk. Dirk is out of the fucking question. That shit is derailed faster then the Louisiana purchase on a cold murky day in hell. Vriska and Terezi is a solid NO/MAYBE. gamz** is a fucking are you out of your mind you fucking PSYCOPATH that cunt ass BITCH shouldn't BE NEAR A TEN FOOT POLE OF A CHILD. callie has child rights. Please protect Harry Anderson and Vriska and Tavros. What happend to the sprites again. You know what no one in homestuck is allowed to have a child. Fuck Dirk I love that man.