#nsfwmutants

Okay as a plus size person who is also a mutant with obvious physical mutations I will join you in the inevitable vomiting that follows thinking about these creeps. Ugh they bug the fuck outta me. Like listen weirdo there’s nothing wrong with kinks and stuff but mutation is not a kink, and it’s creepy and dehumanizing when you treat us as a kink. Same with being fat, like yes I get it, we’re insanely attractive and awesome but if you only like us for our weight it makes us wanna punch you. There’s a person inside this chubby mutant body and you’d best learn ta respect that shiz or get the fuck outta here. Like how many times do we have ta be on like Tinder and get a message from someone that’s like “Hey I saw in your bio that you’re a mutant….that’s so fucking hot!! I’m a normal guy but oh my god I fucking love banging mutie chicks! They’re absolute freaks in bed! Way better than a normal human chick!” or “Oh my god I love your rolls and your chub! Just let me feed you or cover you in icing and lick it off! God I love fat girls!” and if it’s both I instantly block and then vomit. Stop fetishizing our existence people, it is not a good way to get a date or even an easy fuck, it;s just creepy and uncomfortable and might earn you a punch in the throat. #fuckoffwithyourfetishizing #we’repeople #fabulousgorgeouspeople #butpeopleokay #stopfetishizingmutants2k18 #stopfetishizingfatpeople2k18 #juststopfetishizingpeopleingeneral2k18 

We’ve actually had someone with a similar problem on this blog before so I have some generic advice on this. First piece of advice: Maybe wear gloves in your dates along with some other body-covering clothes? (Ask Rogue where she gets her stuff if you’re a student here at Xaviers cause she is an absolute godsend when it comes ta getting clothes that both make you feel fabulous and keep you from dangerous skin contact). Second piece of advice: For the sexytimes I kniw it sounds kinda lame but condoms can really help as well as keeping most of your clothing on while doin it (I know it’s pretty lame advice but it’s pretty much all I got). And of course we have lots of mutants here with similar abilities who might be able ta help you find a way ta control your abilities, Rogue for instance is a serious font of knowledge on this kinda stuff and the Professor could probably help a lot too. I’m sorry man, I wish there was more I could do ta help. But I (and my other mod friend) wish you luck getting lucky and finding love!

First off: Fuck yeah shapeshifter pride! Second off: Dude I have the same problem with fangs and anything involving mouth based activity! It’s a dangerous game my friend but let’s be real it’s totally worth it (just remember to have a safe word and lost of polysporin and bandages on you at all times….probably keep some with your condoms and lube tbh….maybe some supplies for stitching wounds….)

I have been there my friend (I think a lot of us have tbh), but like I used to love screwing with it because instead of dirty thoughts I’d make myself think of nothing but bad puns and dad jokes and shit like that and it almost always ended with my date laughing out of nowhere. On the other hand though if your date is a telepath capable of controlling their powers it’s totally chill to just ask them politely to not read your mind, most telepaths are pretty chill about it and most of them will also understand the occasional sexual thought about them on dates as well since they better than most people understand that brains are weird and do dumb things all the time.