#humanssuck

Wow……What a total dick-waffle triple dipped in fuckwad…….Sorry man I’m with your friend Tommy here. A guy like that deserves the highest amount of inconvenience that can be done to him. I suggest moving everything in his apartment two inches to the left so he runs into shit all the time and then once he adjusts to it move it all back (maybe move it two inches to the right after he adjusts again just for good measure). May I suggest alcoholic ice cream floats for comfort and a getting-tipsy delivery system, they’re really good (especially with cake flavored vodka). I’m sorry that that happened to you though, it’s total bullshit that people think we’re diseased or broken or something, like yeah we didn’t choose it but most of us (at least most of the mutants I know) if given the choice would choose ta stay mutants because it’s part of who we are. How dare dick-waffle guy suggest that our abilities and attributes are “symptoms of a disease”, how dare he presume to think it’s some kind of a compliment or some source of “ally points” to say that he “doesn’t blame us” for being mutants. Seriously bro, let Tommy wreck his place and THEN get tipsy and cuddle.

On any given day at any given moment I would prefer to be a feline.

Here are some reasons why… 1. Humans are parasites sucking the planet dry. 2. Living indoors is awful. Who wants to be surrounded by manmade objects 100% of the time? 3. Sun naps are peaceful. 4. Cats can clean themselves with exfoliating tongues. Humans need an external water source and apparently twelve chemically altered products to procure proper hygiene. 5. Clothing is weird. Society is rigid. 6. Sexism. Classism. Racism. Agism. Hatred. Intolerance. 7. Money. 8. Spoken language. It requires too much speculation and allows for too much deceit. 9. Spoken language. Seriously. 10. Raw meat is tastier than cooked meat. Especially from a fresh kill. 11. Claws. 12. Rotating ears 13. Humanity’s endless, horrifying capacity for cruelty, selfishness, and willful ignorance. 14. Cats are prettier. 15. Bras.

Okay as a plus size person who is also a mutant with obvious physical mutations I will join you in the inevitable vomiting that follows thinking about these creeps. Ugh they bug the fuck outta me. Like listen weirdo there’s nothing wrong with kinks and stuff but mutation is not a kink, and it’s creepy and dehumanizing when you treat us as a kink. Same with being fat, like yes I get it, we’re insanely attractive and awesome but if you only like us for our weight it makes us wanna punch you. There’s a person inside this chubby mutant body and you’d best learn ta respect that shiz or get the fuck outta here. Like how many times do we have ta be on like Tinder and get a message from someone that’s like “Hey I saw in your bio that you’re a mutant….that’s so fucking hot!! I’m a normal guy but oh my god I fucking love banging mutie chicks! They’re absolute freaks in bed! Way better than a normal human chick!” or “Oh my god I love your rolls and your chub! Just let me feed you or cover you in icing and lick it off! God I love fat girls!” and if it’s both I instantly block and then vomit. Stop fetishizing our existence people, it is not a good way to get a date or even an easy fuck, it;s just creepy and uncomfortable and might earn you a punch in the throat. #fuckoffwithyourfetishizing #we’repeople #fabulousgorgeouspeople #butpeopleokay #stopfetishizingmutants2k18 #stopfetishizingfatpeople2k18 #juststopfetishizingpeopleingeneral2k18