#noxxedup

1. What was your very first OTP? I'm going to stretch this to mean "what was your very first experience in fandom" because that's what I associate OTP with.  I'm sure we all had various couples we loved and rooted for as kids, but until I discovered the internet and fandom, these terms and analyzing them were completely foreign and unconscious to me until then. Either way it's Willow and Tara from Buffy.

2. What is your favorite band/musical artist? *scoff* Why do people still insist on structuring a question like this this way. Who can do that? I have been relistening to JD McPhereson's album lately though, so let's just go with that.

3. What was the last random act of kindness you did? I apologized to my sister. Trust me, it's a big one. 

4. What is your favorite food? *scoff x2*  Pizza? Red or green curry? French fries? 

5. Do you get along with your family? Definitely. Lately my dad has been a cranky old man but otherwise yes. I like to just pretend I'm an only child and then that whole sister thing is fine. 

6. Have any special talents? I can make that water drop noise that Cameron does in Ferris Bueller. 

7. If money was no object, what would you like to spend your life doing? I'd probably like to divide my time between operating a fine press shop, working professionally in my field, and doing nothing. Doing nothing in particular.

8. What position do you like to sleep in? Depends on the bed/mood. I rotate between lying on my back with my arms over my head and also lying on either side.

9. Do you prefer showering in the morning or at night? As a kid, only at night. Now, I like to shower during the day. 

10. Who was the last person you said “I love you” to? My mom, saying goodnight. 

My questions: 1. If you could be an kitchen utensil, which would you be?

2. Favorite cartoon character?

3. If you had to choose between teleportation or endless energy and focus, which would you choose?

4. What was the last song you sang along to?

5. What would your karaoke song of choice be?

6. Which could you not live without: eggs or chicken?

7. Led Zeppelin or the Rolling Stones?

8. Would you rather have your fingernails be pulled out or place a pin under your big toenail and kick a soccerball?

9. Carpet or wood floors?