hi beloved <33

i'm doing the entire thing <3 below the cut bc this might get long. also i have only watched up to enterprise, so that's where i'm cutting this off.

send me a fandom and i'll list out my blorbo, scrunkly, etc.! (list can be found here)

assuming this is for the 4 headcanons thing (if not i am sorry)

realistic: he gets lots of bruises and cuts and whatnot from his adventures. on any given day he gets at least three scrapes and two bruises. it's a miracle honestly.

while it may not be realistic it is hilarious: he does fortnite dances unironically

heartcrushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends: sometimes, in his sleep, he cries for his mother, who is not madame t but a warped version of her, where she is kind and benevolent and all the things a mother should be. others hear him. he doesn't let them know and they don't let him know either. it became most prominent during the barricades.

"what’s in Bahorel’s grocery list?"

well it starts out with actual things he and feuilly need, but then it turns into the catch all list. currently it's

apples

oranges

vegetables

bread (gluten free)

milk

eggs

ice cream

oh hey there's a sale at costco for wine

sweet put it on the list

wine

do we need napkins

yeah

napkins

donuts

we don't need donuts

yes we do

are we out of milk

no

jeez that's been there forever

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

now that ive learned that, yes. absolutely. nevertheless i think maybe sometimes the cockney accent should be put on the shelf. this isn't one of those times holy shit.

okay so i was gonna answer jehan but i think tumblr ate that one so.

doing this to clear out my inbox.

otp: eh no one rlly? i could get into valgrace but for now im just. not into any ships w him.

brotp: LEO AND JASON. LEO AND PERCY. LEO AND PIPER. LEO AND ANNABETH. LEO AND FRANK. LEO AND HAZEL. ALL OF THEM. HE DESERVES FRIENDS.

notp: leo and calypso sorry i don't see it also leo and khione for obvious reasons

mehtp: any ship involving him lmao.

i think cosette would have a ton of "weird" sleepwear, ranging from goth to whatever interest she has at the time (so far there's been princess and the frog, poto, sherlock holmes, and hamilton). where she gets these types of sleepwear no one knows.

tw for alcoholism and death

realistic: he probably has alcohol poisoning and is on the verge of liver poisoning. he wants to stop but it's like he needs the wine to keep going. he looks horrible. perhaps he might have been pretty once but years of alcoholism and neglect has made him gaunt and unkempt

while it may not be realistic it is hilarious: this man gets into debates on the aita subreddit no i will not take constructive criticism on this

heart crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends: when grantaire was 17 his older brother who he looked up to died. that's when he turned to the alcohol to push through his grief.