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I haven’t been so good about responding to SDS tags, y’all ... I’m sorry. 🥴 ... but know that I do love being thought of, so I thank you for them regardless!! 🥰🥰

Anyway, most recently I’ve been tagged by @bigjewface, @helpmerememberhowtosmile, & @the-queer-alien ... so, thanks frens. 😊

Here’s me channeling camp life by drinking whiskey from one of my enamelware mugs ... if you can’t be there, you might as well pretend, right?

For a bit of a change up, I’ll throw it over to some new folks on my followers list ... no obligations to play along, but if you’re of a mind I’d love to see some faces (even partially, like I’m wont to do). @morticiancondition, @pourpaintmylove, @darkkonda, @catching-my-wave, @prettyb, @toki-baby, @majorcasshole, @crystallizedkiki, @gothick-underpleasurexo, @haterblocker ... where y’all at?

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Why I hated Foods class

My Foods class (like a regular cooking class, but for idiots) was making biscuits and gravy. Everything was going fine until the kitchen besides me went up in flames. Nobody did anything and watched the fire as if we were at some kind of cookout bonfire. The fire was all the way up to the cabinets. The sub freaks out… there’s screaming, crying and gnashing of teeth trying to put this fire out.

I have never witnessed so much stupid, in one class period, in my entire life.

1. One kid grabs a highly flammable towel and tries to bat it out like he some kind of Babe Ruth. 2. THE SUB is screaming to get water to put out an obvious grease fire. 3. Another brainless student gently caressed the fire hydrant which was no less than a foot away from the scene, clearly undecided whether or not to actually use it.

And in a class of almost twenty students, no one thought to actually turn. Off. The. Stove.

I stood on the other side of the room, minding my own business and stirring my gravy. Silently condemning them all to McDonalds and Burger King meals for the rest of their lives. I watched, judging every one of them, as the classroom slipped into chaos. The entire time I am grinning like a lunatic because I am probably the only student with even an ounce of intelligence; and I am doing absolutely nothing to help them. All of this and the only thing running through my head is: Not my kitchen, not my problem

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Morning!! . Some kitchen inspo today. Last month I had to spend a few days at home, so I used that time to design our kitchen . The previous owners had the fridge in what now is our utility room and the kitchen was U-shaped. I found space for the fridge in the kitchen by moving some cabinets to a central island . When I had it all in paper I came across this picture in the @diykitchens insta. The same tiles, colour scheme, similar island layout... even the style of the bar stools 😃 This gorgeous kitchen belongs to @_emmaburton (thank you for helping us visualise what ours will look like 😍) xx . . . #decor #kitcheninspo #diykitchen #notmykitchen #kitchenremodel https://www.instagram.com/p/BnvP_9yBCx_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=190ggg088sjzr

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Took this the other day and I'm kinda diggin it #selfie #notmykitchen

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Yellow! Ang ganda mo naman. Akin ka na lang. #smegphilippines #smeg #yellow #notmykitchen #libremangarap

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When cleaning gets Dexter apron serious, you really dont wanna know what happened... #gross #fuckthis #notmykitchen #jiffylubelive #dominos #smashley #doctor #doctorsmash #fuck #bleachtheshitoutofit

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I was craving my grandma's Leche Flan last night, so here's my attempt at making some... not bad for my first try. #dinner with @rednowoman, #lilsibs & #PYCbabies. #spoiledlittles lol #Kapampangan #flan #Filipino #dessert #dinner #cravings #food #notmykitchen lol (at Little Stockton House)

#spoiledlittles #filipino #notmykitchen #food #lilsibs #pycbabies #dinner #kapampangan #cravings #dessert #flan

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