#nora!

Yang: So, Jaune has come along way, huh?

Weiss: He has matured, yes.

Yang: It's just, the way you reacted to him with a beard...

Weiss: I am not sure what you are implying.

Yang: So, you don't mind if I shoot my shot?

Weiss: *trying to hide how perturbed she is*

Weiss: I do not see why you would need to ask me.

Yang: Bro code.

Weiss: . . .

Yang: Tomboys have to follow the bro-code too.

Weiss: . . .

Yang: We even get invited to Patriarchy meetings.

Weiss: PARDON?

Yang: We don't get to vote, but we can speak on the floor. If there's time. Anyways, I figured I'd give you first shot.

Yang: *turns to walk away*

Weiss: *finds her hand gently grabbing Yang's shoulder*

Yang: *stops*

Weiss: I suppose by this - bro - code, then I have missed my chance.

Yang: *turns around with a wicked smile on her face*

Weiss: That look is disturbing.

Yang: By the bro-code, girls can work together. M-F-F doesn't break the bro-code.

Weiss: And the other way around?

Yang: it's something you have to work out with your bro ahead of time.

Weiss: So. Assuming I would wish to - 'shoot my shot' - and we do not wish to violate this - bro code - that Patriarchy has fostered on us?..

Yang: Yes?

Weiss: How should we proceed?

* * *

Jaune: *gets a message from Yang*

Jaune: *opens it on his scroll, only to find a picture of a topless Yang with her arm around a topless Weiss' shoulders*

Jaune: *dumbstruck*

Nora: He got a computer virus!

Ren: That is not how technology works.

Nora: You're saying it's not possible?

Ren: Whether it is possible or not is impossible for me to say, but we do not have the technology.

Nora: How do you know?

Ren: Because of our close relationship with the highest levels of military technology in Atlas.

Jaune: 20 years in the Ever After, without anyone to talk to but the Paper Pleasers, and they think I have ANY idea how to react to this.

Nora: You could masturbate?

Jaune (admonishing): Nora.

Ren: By the "come and get us big boy" it seems unlikely this was sent to the wrong number. Least of all is that there is not another male that both of them might be romantically involved with.

Nora: We could help him.

Jaune: NORA!

Nora: Is that a mad at Nora NORA, or a you're annoyed but will go along with it NORA?

Ren: This is - quite overtly - a romantic overture.

Nora: 'Romantic' *snickers*

Ren: Amourous.

Nora: Armourous *snickers* Armourless!

Ren: . . .

Ren: They do not wear armour?

Nora: Why not?

Ren: We do not wear armour, either.

Nora: *shocked*

Jaune: Ren, can you keep her busy for a bit?

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