Poor Simon man. Born on prosperous Mars, shipped off to a cult, Mars evaporates, becomes a child soldier, surrenders to the COI after Filament explodes, locked up for (game timeline) SIXTEEN YEARS, revokes the cult because they left him for dead, gets a chance to get his freedom, gets HORRIFIC INJURIES, BLOOD MUTATIONS, SEES GOD, God goes 'damn, come here i'll take care of you' which pisses off the thing that is now his pseudo-sister, fights to the bitter end, AND BECOMES A TREE, WHICH WOULD ALMOST DEFINITELY INVOKE THE SECOND WAVE OF EDEN FAITH, the dumbass cult that resulted in him turning into a tree in the FIRST PLACE!
C.O.I seeing a tree erupt after their captain goes down and loses contact in the blood ocean: holy shit, Eden is right?!
Simon, in the divine abyss: FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO












