#non-bond

FMK: dolarhyde, vold, hades (if youve watched it), if not then harry (in bruges)😶

And this one's tough! More... controversial

Spend a night together: Dolarhyde

He's a threatening serial killer, but I've always felt he's shown Reba a lot of affection. He's truly fallen for her, and that's why he didn't want to hurt her in the end. So I think... if it was only one night, chances are it would turn out to be quite enjoyable (don't forget he's a strong and muscular man!) Omg I don’t believe I’ve actually written all this, pls don’t judge me haha

Marry: Voldy

I guess marrying a Dark Lord would ensure my safety during the Second Wizarding War (at least one could hope so). I am a massive fan of this character and I really wanted him to defeat Harry Potter. Not because I approve of Voldemort’s views about the Muggles, but rather cause he’s such a powerful wizard. And besides, being a Slytherin obliges me to respect him!

Kill: Harry

He swears way too much to even consider having sex with him or marrying him lol

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Oh I love love love love Orlando Oxford! He's become my favourite character of the Kingsman franchise and I don't think any other character in this film or in the series can make me feel this way. I have lost my heart.

I'm really into drama, so his devastating life story appeals to me. And the man himself is extremely compelling. It's a deadly combination and I can't remain indifferent to it.

I also have to mention that The Duke of Oxford wearing a bowler hat reminds me of John Steed from The Avengers (I know the opinions on this one differ, but I am a fan). Same is with The King's Man. I truly enjoyed it and I feel I slowly start to fall in love with it. I will definitely go to the cinema to see it again (at least once!)

I hope you're satisfied with the answer. Thanks for the message! 😊

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Katherine xx

I wish you all a Fiennes 2022! 🎉

FMK: gustave, almasy, lenny

You're going to hate me for this x)

Spend a night together: Lenny

He's someone who lives in the fantasy world and, to some extent, I understand him. Not to mention that I've dreamt many times about a life-changing adventure, just like the one in Strange Days (my top 5 films of all time). I feel that experiencing this together with Lenny could result in a brief affair. I say brief, cause he isn't exactly a long-term partner material, but... I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to resist him, and I would quickly confess: I love your eyes, Lenny. I love the way they see.

Marry: Gustave 💓💓💓

What can I say... One of my favourite film characters ever and the one that made me realize what really makes my heart melt. I could listen to him reciting poetry in his angelic voice all day. I could help him take care of the guests in any way he'd want me to. I could just watch him going down the corridors of the Grand Budapest Hotel, announced by the smell of L'Air the Panache, and it would make me ecstatic. Gustave's absolutely fascinating and I would walk through the fire for him.

Kill: Almasy

I know how much you love him and I can't blame you for that, but he's not really my type in a romantic sense. I do not find his personality attractive, even though I can't deny he's incredibly handsome. He has changed a bit after he met Katharine, but before he's fallen in love he's been unbearable imo. I definitely wouldn't pay attention to him if I was her. Of course this doesn't mean I do not like Almasy as a character (and you know I'm in love with The English Patient).

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My my... another irresistible trio... you do enjoy making this harder and harder, don’t you Anon? :)

Spend a night together: Coriolanus

I know many people find Coriolanus uncongenial, but I feel just the opposite. Ever since I read the play for the first time, I've seen him as a worthy. He may not be a master of diplomacy, but he doesn't have to be one. He's a soldier after all... The man's tough, brave and unyielding, yet capable of caring for his loved ones. Look at the relationship he's developed with Virgilia - I'm 100% sure he truly loves her (although I wouldn't like to swap places with her). I wouldn't be satisfied if I was in my husband's shadow all the time, and if I had to constantly worry about his life.

P.S. Love this character, love this play, love this film. And love Will Shakespeare. Could talk about this for hours.

Marry: Oscar

Unfortunately, I'm an idealist. This means even though Oscar might not be the most responsible choice here (given his traumatic past, his gambling addiction, social anxiety and vulnerability), I'd marry him, cause... I'm a fan of his ginger hair he's so gentle and cute. And his heart's pure. I’d love to share my life with an angel that he is, even if it meant being there for him all the time.

Kill: Basil Brown

I genuinely like Basil (and adore his accent!), but we wouldn't get along well. Our worlds are not the same (and tbh I doubt it he would be interested in me... his true love in life is probably archeology). My heart bleeds when I write this, as I respect him greatly, but I have to kill someone in this amusing cruel game.

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Awww that's so cute! 🥰 I wish I knew who you were, so I could send this back to you. Anyway, thanks so much.

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Dear Anon, if you're reading this, I'm willing to discuss the film later...