What conservatives think egalitarianism (ie. "special privelages" to them) is like:
"I remember in first grade when Greg broke his arm and he was the center of attention for two whole weeks. Everyone asked him questions and wanted to sign his cast, girls were all over him and he made friends with everyone in our grade. Everyone wanted to talk to him. I wish I got that much attention. What did he do to deserve it? How come he got special attention just because he broke him arm?"
What egalitarianism is actually like: Elevators and ramps exclusively for wheelchair users (even when there aren't any attending the school at the time), different test taking types and accesabilities for injured/non abled students, the ability to skip or go at your own pace in P.E, students and teachers offering to help write/type for injured/non abled students with poor dexterity, acceptance and normalization of people using these things.
