Even after 18 years, I still think the boss fight with Shinobu Jacobs holds up extremely well.
alt title: you can see why ninja gaiden clicked with me so much. no more heroes was just my preparation course.
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Even after 18 years, I still think the boss fight with Shinobu Jacobs holds up extremely well.
alt title: you can see why ninja gaiden clicked with me so much. no more heroes was just my preparation course.

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Jin Kisaragi 🤝 Henry Cooldown 🤝 Hayate 🤝 JC Denton
being one of three siblings, who are in some way compelled to kill a specific sibling for whatever reason it’s often forced by the narrative* (be it emotional manipulation by a higher power/authority figure, to bury the past or to adhere to the strict rules laid out by the society they live in).
A fragment of henry/shallow ship lore that’s been stuck in the drafts forever. No, I’m not joking, it's been stuck in there since April 23rd, 2023 back when I was hyperfixated on NMH and mister sir Henry. It’s one of the only real post from my drafts that’s considered a ‘completed thought’, hence why I’m posting it just to get it out there. This post has been edited though slightly, but it’s mostly the original post in-tact. I do warn you it kinda has an abrupt ending, because again I’m just not fixated on Grasshopper games to think about a smoother ending for this post.
So if you’ve genuinely missed my Henry/Shallow self ship, here’s some extra crumbs for you.
Contains Major spoilers for No More Heroes 3.
it has occurred to me that first no more heroes game is... 18 years old.
at this point shallow candy might aswell be a soulcalibur character just as much as a no more heroes self insert /jks, /lh.

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I wish Ninja Gaiden had a similar philosophy with its boss fights like No More Heroes (I know NMH came after the first two Reboot NG Games, but still...). I want them to be fun boss fights. I want to have a good time learning a boss's behavioural attack patterns. I want to be satisfied upon beating them BECAUSE I took the time and energy to learn their patterns and exploit their weaknesses.
That's why the first fight with Genshin in NG II is so spectacular, it was taking time to learn him that was the fun part. :)
That's why I rank the first fight with Shinobu in NMH 1 so highly, it's learning her gimmick and patterns thats SO REWARDING. argh
just. I want fun boss fights.
I swear Lars Alexandersson does something to my brain that I can’t explain but it’s on the same wavelength whenever I think about Henry and Hayate, like jesus christ I’m THAT desperate and touch starved?!
Rambling about Hen.ry’s clones + detailing my silly little headcanons/characterisation about them + their interaction/relationship with Shallow Candy, my NMH self insert.
Tw for mentions of human experimentation, uhhh experimenting with the question of ‘can clones have individuality). Slight NMH3 spoilers + also this is VERY MUCH MY interpretation of canon because I’ll be honest for as much of an interesting idea ‘The Order of the Emerald Knights’ is, it really goes no where lol. Suda why did you make this idea and do absolutely NOTHING with it??? /genuine