UKI

. SPEAK OF THE DEVIL

. oh god, this man is your biggest simp

. i’m seriously not kidding

. any merch you have, he will purchase without hesitation

. any tweets, he reposts

. any new stream, he attends

. my man is so devoted you almost believe he has a shrine dedicated to you

. well, he doesn’t

. yet

. much like fulgur, uki will brag about you

. doesn’t hide the relationship one bit because HE NEEDS EVERYONE TO KNOW HE HAS AN AMAZING S/O

. also for the clout /j

. he’s so proud of you and how you managed to develop your fandom

. i believe that he would have been through everything with you

. from you having your first stream to you creating your first song and now, you’re literally the most well-known vtuber in the industry

. suuuuuuper supportive

. if you are doing long streams, he’ll come in with food and water for you

. although uki has a large harem, he could not compare to yours

. now instead of your fans fighting uki, it’s uki fighting your fans

. he will take them on

. “back off. [name] is MY s/o, not yours. they go to bed with ME. y’all don’t stand a chance.”

. GO UKI GO

YUGO

. my fav boy

. when you two collab, he will be very nervous because 200K PEOPLE WATCHING YALL STREAM TOGETHER

. major stress

. tbh, this man will literally fanboy over you

. even on stream

. whatever you do is just so cute to him

. “hey [name], can you say ‘o mizu’ real quick?”

. you do it and both yugo and your respective viewers immediately get a nosebleed

. “TSKR [NAMEEEEE]!!!!!”

. speaking of collabs, the amount of musical collabs y’all do is unbelievable

. you two could have finished a song together one day the NEXT FUCKING WEEK, a new song is ready to be released

. is that even humanly possible?

. yugo will not fight your fans but he will wreck your haters

. having a fanbase so big, it’s only natural if there are a few people that just don’t like you

. if you ever receive a hate comment or wtv, yugo will jump straight into action

. i feel like when yugo gets angry, like angry angry, he can be extremely scary

. he’ll say the most threatening things in a chilling cold tone

. “[name]’s content is ass? say that again and i’ll make sure i’ll stick a heated metal rod up YOUR ass. ya hear me?”

. subscribed to your membership and uses the emojis really randomly

. it’s really cute tho

. yugo best boy

ALBAN

. CATBOYYYY

. he gets sooooo hyped up when y’all collaborate together

. minutes before you two call, alban is rambling to chat about how nervous he is but also how exciting this is

. you’re literally his s/o but he still feels like he needs to treat you with a certain amount of respect

. sometimes, you have to remind him to chill because YALL ARE LITERALLY DATING

. but he can’t help you

. looks up to you A LOT

. also, he gets really jealous of your simps and would post comments on your streams stating “[name] is taken by alban knox”

. gets you to pin those comments

. he needs to assert dominance, okay?

. whenever you release a new song, he will scream and listen to it on loop

. helps promote your stuff and you do the same

. talk about 50/50 relationship

. sends you superchats occasionally even though you tell him not to

. if you don’t have any strict chat rules, he will spam the chat with heart emojis

. follow up with a message that reads “my love for you is endless”

. chaotic, chaotic boy

SONNY

. our sunshine and rainbow

. has been a fan of yours ever since you first started

. y’all actually met a few months after you started streaming before getting together in the following months

. is relatively chill about you being famous

. but he is protective about you

. nobody is to send any weird messages with him around or he’ll literally hack into the system and delete the message

. shows you off to his genmates

. streams any and every song that you have released

. he also loves to sing your songs on stream

. definitely hums the tune when he’s doing something

. he knows that streaming can be tiring sometimes and would often check up on you

. he’ll walk into your room (if he is over at your house) or drop a message in chat

. your fans won’t fight sonny for you affection

. in fact, they actually encourage it because sonny is so sweet towards you

. you question if they are starting to simp for him

. y’all have actually decided to adopt the chat as your children

. it’s one heck of a family

FULGUR

. the moment y’all got together, he would have already dropped hints about your relationship

. acts like you two are a married couple 24/7

. chat asks a lot if you two are together but fulgur always gives an ambiguous answer

. but one fateful day, the truth is revealed

. you were over at fulgur’s house just to chill

. he had a stream scheduled

. while he was streaming, you were in the background on your phone

. suddenly, you had to get up to go get something

. as you were walking, you accidentally tripped and fell with a thud

. obviously, this alerted your boyfriend and he instinctively turned to find you on the ground, groaning in pain

. without hesitation, he goes, “oh god baby are you alright?”

. to which you replied, “yeah yeah i’m fine.”

. right after you said that, you realised what you’ve just done

. chat heard your voice and within seconds, the entire chat is flooded with comments

. “oh fuck, you’re streaming fulgur.”

. “shoot.”

. tries to change the topic but fails miserably because he’s so flustered

. the suspicions were confirmed

. [name] x fulgur is real

. “hehe, sorry [name] but now everyone knows you’re mine.”

. oh fulgur, they knew LONG ago

SONNY

. now, chat doesn’t suspect that you two are “together together”

. but they do suspect that there is some hidden feelings going on behind that screen

. i think how sonny would reveal your relationship would be by pure accident

. sonny was about to begin a stream

. however, he left his mic unmuted

. a very common mistake made by many streamers

. you just so happened to be at his house

. and you were also unaware of the fact that sonny had left his mic unmuted

. you were bringing food and water to sonny before his stream started

. “handsome taichou, here’s your food.”

. “ah, thank you love.”

. chat instantly recognises your voice

. chat overload

. at this point, you guys were still oblivious to everything happening

. “[name], can you give me a quick kiss before i officially start the stream?”

. obviously you give him the kiss

. when sonny started the stream, he was puzzled as to why the chat was so active

. after reading through the comments, he mentally facepalmed

. “[n-name], i left my mic unmuted. chat heard everything.”

. well, now you don’t have anything to hide

. good job sonny

UKI

. definitely reveals it when y’all stream

. okay so, most, if not all, of the nijisanji en members (professor included hehe) would have already known about your relationship

. you were doing another among us mega-collab and you were the imposter along with elira and reimu

. the only imposter left was you and you had already killed someone else, meaning you only had to eliminate one other person in order for you to win

. you had been following uki around for quite some time, waiting for the cooldown

. when it finally cooldowned, you went straight for the kill

. the game ends and all of you come together again

. uki is malding

. “[NAME], FUCK YOU! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? IM YOUR BOYFRIEND! HOW COULD YOU, YOU CHEATER!”

. everyone goes dead silent

. “oh wait shit. nononononono.”

. “uki…”

. suddenly, everyone bursts out laughing, leaving a stunned you and an embarrassed uki

. after a few seconds, both you and uki regain your composure

. “okay [name], now that EVERYONE knows, can we fu-“

. “uki.”

. of course we can uki

YUGO

. his would be a very unique case

. at least i think it’s unique

. yugo was busy composing yet another song that was inspired by you

. now, he was writing the lyrics based off what he felt

. he was streaming this as well and didn’t notice that the lyrics he wrote was basically telling the tales about your relationship

. the lyrics were very genuine

. no names were mentioned until something unexpected happened

. “ah thank you for the superchat! ‘i really like the lyrics to this song! was there any inspirations?’ [name] of course! this was all about them!”

. yugo was so excited to talk about you he didn’t process what he said

. he continued to talk before finally realising that he had just revealed your relationship

. his eyes widened and he immediately went, “WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!”

. too late yugo, chat already knows

. “AHH [NAME], IM SORRYYYY!”

. you were already in chat and took in a deep sigh

. you joined the call and hear a sniffling yugo

. “it’s okay yugo, now we don’t have anything to hide.”

. yeah it’s alright yugo

SONNY

. he can be quite possessive over you

. SUPER protective as well and would keep tabs on you at all times

. may sometimes let you go out with your friends or family but would need you to update him about your whereabouts at all times or he’ll track you down himself

. not that’ll it be hard for him as he makes you wear a necklace with a tracker for a pendant

. will definitely spoil you rotten

. sonny would allow you to walk around his house freely but if you think you can escape, think again

. his house has many hidden cameras which follows your every movement and alerts him if you do anything suspicious

. what can i say, technology in the future is super advanced

. he uses a mix of emotional and physical punishments

. will manipulate and gaslight you when you do something wrong

. only hits you if make him snap or attempt to escape, a crime he deems unforgivable

. however, sonny will never put your life at risk because you are the most precious thing in his life

. gets jealous relatively easily but will not do anything that can ruin his reputation

UKI

. have you seen this man become yandere for fulgur?

. you do not want him to be obsessed with you

. he’ll kill someone without hesitation with or without his abilities

. i feel like he’ll be quite controlling and may even use his psychic abilities to maybe brainwash / hypnotise you into loving him

. his punishments are HARSH and when i say that, i mean it

. when he punishes you, you will, without a doubt, end up with multiple bruises, cuts and a stern warning

. don’t worry though, he will make you feel better with a night of passion where you’ll find yourself covered in many marks

. you aren’t allowed to talk to anyone besides him and you are not to have any outside relationships

. heck, you cant even go out without him attached to your hip

. if you ever you act out, uki will have no problem restraining you

. if uki’s feeling slightly more sadistic, he might even stop your food and water supply until you have no choice but to beg for him to feed you

. he likes seeing you desperate

. your chances of escaping him is as slim as the chances of you getting vox and shoto to be seiso when they stream together

. yeah, not gonna happen

. try to escape him and i will guarantee you it’ll end up in a rough, rough night, even more rough than normal nights

. you will also be chained to his bedside for a whole month or even longer if he isn’t willing to forgive you

. anyways, i wish you all the best

FULGUR

. might probably be the best yandere to have out of the five

. he isn’t super controlling and is instead, very lenient

. he will not hit you, no matter the situation

. even his punishments aren’t so cruel

. fulgur is more of the obsessive type and is silently possessive so when he brings you out on “dates”, he’ll have to holding your waist or your hands

. will never tie you up or chain you because he doesn’t see the need to

. i mean, you’re such a good darling for him so what’s the point? chaining you up will only make you lose your love for him

. he has a few cameras here and there just for security reasons

. if fulgur ever catches you attempting to escape, he won’t flip out or hit you or anything like that

. instead, you will see something even more terrifying

. his eyes will lose their glow and you will be met with his face of disappointment

. he’ll begin to manipulate your emotions until you feel extremely guilty of your actions

. after that, he’ll pull you into his arms and rock you like you’re a baby that needs protection from the world

. again, fulgur ovid will never hit you but he will find other ways to get into your little head and ensure that you never leave him

ALBAN

. possessive, obsessive and protective

. he is also very clingy and must always be by your side no matter what

. will claw the eyes of anyone that touches you that isn’t him

. i don’t think alban would ban interaction with your family and friends completely but he will be watching as you guys converse

. he doesn’t want to risk anyone taking you away

. he will give you a lot of shiny presents with hidden cameras inside so he can keep track of who you talk to

. definitely has a shrine dedicated to pictures of you and has a few of your belongings as well

. alban dislikes the idea to physically hurting you because he doesn’t want to taint his partner forever

. might give you warnings if you do something out of line

. he may not hurt you but will hurt the other people around you

. if it ever comes to the point of him actually killing someone, he’ll pin the blame on you

. he’ll say something like “the reason [person’s name] died is because you decided to let them touch you”

. alban can be very manipulative and contrary to popular beliefs, he can be very intelligent as well

. but he can be a bit careless

. there’ll be times where you would be able to escape him but you will never manage to make it far and he’ll eventually drag you back

. and you know what that means

. another person you care about gone from your life

. well, that’s too bad but then again, you don’t need anyone else in your life besides alban, your beloved cat boy

YUGO

. i don’t know why but i can envision him to be someone condescending and sadistic

. during the first few months of him kidnapping you, you’ll be chained in his basement or his own room

. this means no interactions with friends or family whatsoever

. he’ll ignore your cries or pleas to release you and may even gag you if he gets too annoyed

. he is the second most controlling, right after uki

. hates the idea of you interacting with anyone else besides him, even if it’s an animal because only he gets your attention

. if you are being bad, he will slap your face as a reminder and if you continue, that’ll result in even more pain

. as crazy as it sounds, yugo would record your screams from being beaten and use it in his music

. his audience wonder why the sound effects are so realistic

. you will always be the first one to hear his new work(s)

. he dedicates each performance to you and he will announce this at the start before he begins playing

. i don’t think he’ll go as far as killing those you love unless you complain about them or bring them up too much (he gets jealous)

. if you behave for weeks, he may reward you with your favourite snacks or if he is feeling generous, maybe a phone call with your chosen friend or family member

you were never really one to get jealous. even if you were dating a popular vtuber, you never once felt the need to get envious of someone.

that is until you met uki. now, you didn’t hate

him or anything. in fact, you quite liked his company. the purple man was very funny and enjoyable to be around with.

you knew that the whole psyborg thing was just a joke, that uki and your boyfriend would never actually get together. however, deep down, in the darkest parts of your heart, you just had that slightly twinge of jealousy, of insecurity.

you weren’t a vtuber or an influencer, just a childhood friend of fulgur. and sometimes, you would think to yourself, ‘do i actually deserve him? does he deserve someone like me?’ you considered yourself insignificant, unimportant. you just so happened to get a tiny bit of popularity because you were dating fulgur.

you hated it.

some days, this feeling of inferiority consumes you completely. you have yet to tell fulgur about this. to you, this was just a childish, trivial thing.

now, fulgur isn’t stupid. he’s a very observant person and had already picked up on the small changes in your actions and attitude. you seemed more distant. your eyes were red and noticeably swollen. of course, this worried the cyborg.

one day, fulgur decided to sit you down. he took your face into his hands and gently asked, “my love, is something bothering you? you seem much more tired these days.”

of course, you tell him that you’re fine but fulgur doesn’t buy it.

“do tell when what’s on you mind dearest. i would never judge you nor mock your feelings,” fulgur says. “i care about you a lot [name].”

at his last sentence, you break down sobbing. you began to spill how insignificant you’ve been feeling and how he deserves someone who was better than you. fulgur kept silent the entire time, rubbing your hands and nodding as he listened to what you had to say.

when you finished, fulgur wasted no time and pulled you into a tight embrace. you continue sobbing into his chest as he runs his hand through your hair.

“[name], i love you for who you are. i don’t care if you’re not some top celebrity or an influencer. i love you for you. do not ever tell me that you are not good enough for me. my dear, you are the BEST thing that has ever happened to me in all my years of living. you’re beautiful and kind and helpful and such an understanding person.” fulgur pulls away from you to face you completely.

“honestly, i think that i’m the one that doesn’t deserve you. in fact, this whole world doesn’t deserve you.”

fulgur used his thumb to wipe away your tears. he gave you a kiss on the forehead, on both your cheeks before finally landing a passionate kiss on your lips.

“you are not insignificant nor inferior. you are you, the person i love, the person i would devote myself to.”

finally, you smile. “thank you fulgur.”

the cyborg grins. “well, do you wanna cuddle for a bit, get you completely calmed down?”

the crowd whispered as they watched two young princes dance together. in the huge sea of people, these two stood out the most.

they danced without care in the world, their bodies swaying and moving fluidly to the melody.

“my prince, you never fail to surprise me,” sonny says, smiling softly.

[name] chuckles. “i told you i wasn’t a terrible dancer. i’m a prince too. these things come naturally to me.”

just as [name] said that, he accidentally tripped over himself. sonny moved forward to grab hold of the male.

“not a terrible dancer, you say,” sonny smirks. [name]’a smile widened.

as the two continued to dance the night away, their bodies seemed to have moved closer to each other.

“hey, sonny, want to go outside for a while to get some fresh air?” [name] suggested. “it’s getting stuffy in here.”

sonny nods in reply.

[name] grinned and grabbed sonny’s hand. [name] pushed open the doors to the balcony and entered, hands still interlocked.

the moonlight shone down on the two princes. a soothing, gentle wind followed, rustling [name]’s and sonny’s hair. the night air was calming.

[name] led the yellow-haired prince to a seat. sonny released [name]’s hand before looping his arm around his shoulder.

“do you think it would be possible for us to marry?” [name] asked, snuggling closer to sonny.

sonny replied, “why not? if our parents won’t allow it, we can just elope.”

“you make it sound so easy.”

“whatever the case, i’ll still be with you.”

“you sure?”

“when have i ever lied?”

the two males laughed. [name] glanced at sonny’s face. sonny turned at that moment.

their faces inches closer before their lips finally met.

“i love you [name].”