#nock stuff

Thanks, man! I am indeed having a pretty good day—I hope yours is just as nice or better :)))

Awww 🥺 I appreciate your kind words, nonny! I hope the artists do appreciate my little comments (cough at times incoherent rambling cough cough 😂)—just wanting to spread le positivity and let all those talented fandom folks know how amazing they are and how much their labors of love are appreciated and admired. :)

It's all very scientific, you see.

The transcendental embodiments of Dramatic Chaos plucked a character of villainous monologuing credentials out of the fictional multiverse and attached him to a rapidly unraveling spool of thread, otherwise known as the gyri of my brain, and then set it afire. This, of course, combined with the sparse whispers of a metaphysical manifestation of the being's essence in the disorderly concoction otherwise known as fandom to produce an agent of anarchy and purveyor of pandemonium who more or less carries out what the transcendental embodiments intended, although there have been certain instances of...deviation, shall we say. ;)

Heyo nonny, and thank you! ☺️ You can absolutely ask for that. ;) Considering how you asked it, I feel like this is the type of dynamic you're going for...

Perkins: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Nines: Weak.

North: An idiot, is what you are.

Sixty: Now, now, guys. This is a very important question that requires application of the scientific method to properly evaluate. I propose a minimum of 50 trials.

(BONUS one because I took so long getting to this a;lfsdk)

Nines: You're smiling. What happened?

North: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Eyy, thanks, dude! Because I’m an overachiever ahaha I thusly have done literally everything you suggested 😂

DPD Incorrect Quote

Chris: So…we have some good news and some bad news.

Tina: Bad news first.

Chris: The fire we accidentally started in the station is out of control.

Tina: The WHAT—

Gavin, holding up a perfectly toasted Pop Tart: Wow, you don’t even want to hear the good news?

Jericrew Incorrect Quote

Simon: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Josh: Several traffic violations.

North: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Markus: Also that’s not our car.

Sixty Incorrect Quote

Sixty: you think I care? LMAOOOOO—you’re right. i do. it’s killing me.

Connor and North Incorrect Quote

Connor: My middle name is danger.

Could I get an incorrect quote with Connor and Gavin, please?

Thanks! 🥰 Aw, I appreciate that, my dude. And as per request, here be-ith the quote lol:

Connor: Did it hurt? When I told you to Google it and I was right?

What joy it bringeth me to share my obsession of this 3-and-approaching-4-years-old game with all of y’all. I was going to do something at 1k but missed the precise 1k number, so we’re making up for it with a 28 stab wounds reference ahaha

Anywho! All this post to say, in celebration of this fine lil milestone, I’m opening my asks for a week so that you can send in any character/group of characters and I’ll make an incorrect quotes for them ;)