#noahstayed writes

Want Leah as part of the main friend group?

Want Jasper who was part of the Underground Railroad?

Want Shape Shifters that aren't called racist things?

Want a Volturi that's not evil but is still kind of weird and menacing cause they have to be?

Want Bella actually being PART of the Cullen family?

Want Bella to TRY to reconnect with Charlie?

Want CHARLIE TO KNOW ABOUT VAMPIRES???

Want Jacob to NOT be in love with Bella OR a baby????

WE HAVE IT ALL!!!

*takes a bow*

The first chapter is currently up! You can read if you have an Ao3 Account. Here's a link with the title:

You Are What You Love (Not Who Loves You)

If you asked Jasper, he was sure that he wouldn’t ever be surprised again when Edward decided that he would have a human for a mate after they moved to Forks. Well, not ever, maybe just in the next decade or two. If anything, Jasper was grateful that Alice had taken a backseat on the whole thing and was happy to let Angela flounder in her choice, with her own human family on one side and an eternity with Edward on the other. Then Bella Swan happened.

man clearly needs to be paid more

also him and done with your shit™ coven mom bella should have tea together while talking shit about the ridiculous children

Tired Dad Sam is fun to write. As funny as this whole thing is I can't see him and Bella becoming close enough to have tea and talk shit. TBH Sam's bias about vampires still exists. He's just more reasonable about the Cullens in particular than in canon. Doesn't mean he likes them. Just that he'll work with them. So if Bella talked about the Cullens to him she couldn't guarantee a good faith discussion and it would turn into a moral debate or just an argument about vampires as a WHOLE. This is on top of the fact that Bella is Leah's friend. She may respect Sam's place in the pack, but she doesn't agree with the way he fucked Leah over.