Noah rates your taste in men
(ocs)
Bc someone told me that "Noah seems like the type of person to have a lot to say but never say anything, because it's either too rude or he can't."
Cole
Noah Types: " I truly fear for you I truly do because that means you have so little self-worth that you would date a human during his midlife crisis after his ex-wife dumped him. Cole should be worried about retirement and his 401k, not a relationship. Also, his outfits are atrocious, and his sloppy Behavior puts dogs to shame.
Holt
Noah Types: "human friend, I say this with the most love out of my heart, but sometimes you can't just blame it on your daddy issues."
Silas
Noah Types: "With the type of tantrums he throws he doesn't need a partner he needs a mommy. Keep in mind this guy has a kingdom and he can't be bothered to brush his damn hair..."
Sterling
Noah types: "Saw him wearing bright yellow Crocs once. Had to bleach my eyes. He's so boring he might actually enjoy watching paint dry."
Zero
Noah types: "Are you okay?"
Salem
Noah Types: " This just goes to show that you never truly got out of your 'Hot Topic' phase... No, he's not a fun bad boy. He's an unstable emotional mess..."
