I'm lying in bed and cuddling my Wiggly and it's time to finally rewatch Honey Queen now that's its on youtube!
God I love this theme song
Jae's and Bryce's voices!!!! They're so good!
"you fill my heeaarttt wiiithhhhh joy."
Dan's "winning smile" is mentioned in both Witch in the Web and here, that may or may not be important
"no one wants to go to your stupid cherry festival."
The four blonde boys!! Ugh I love river and I hope everyone else loves him just as much
We know River is 6 but I wonder how old the other boys are
"how big are you looking to go? Reduction? Ah that's a shame"
GOD Roman is SUCH a bitch. Smiling and doing that little song after Linda says she doesn't like that.
God I remember seeing that Jon was Roman and just being such suprise and awe like omg I immediately knew this would be such a fun character and Jon would be great
"something your good at?" "I'm a mother." ahh parallels to "all you gotta do is just do what you do best" "shop" "be a mother"
Linda just saying she won't allow Zoey to compete dndjehdh
"now I know there's a judge I can seduce that you can't"
"awwww you gonna cry boomer?"
"I got stick for you right here ;)"
"SHE CALLED ME A BOOMER GERALD!"
God I love them. Gerald is just. So head over heels in love with Linda. And loves her being evil and cheating. They're so great
Poor Liz :( she moved ten years ago!!
ONCE A CHEMIST ALWAYS A CHEMIST
God wtf is up with Hatchetfield's hatred for Clivesdale. Like it is no longer a fun town rivalry they are kicking ppl out bc they're from Clivesdale. What the fuck is up.
Linda doing the job transfer of one of the constants and then saying "I'd say go to hell but your already moving there" I've said in the past I'd like to imagine that she's referring to Hell, Michigan. But I just realized Linda says "she's going to love Dubuque" so no Amber is definitely not moving to Hell. Come on Langs there was prime moment for a reference to Michigan there!
Ugh Zoey's such a bitch for outing Zach jeez
Always I want more of Zach and I want to see Josh asap they deserve better and I love them
Also if we ever see Josh he should played Joey, you know why
They very much did NOT get out Hatchetfield actually Zoey
Baristas that hate hatchetfield and want to get out of it more than anything but end up dying in it
Once again I need to see Malone and Gary solving crime together also again I believe Gary wasn't in this episode
"Mommy, why did you pay that stinky man?"
PROFESSOR HENRY HIDGENS!!!! AHHH MY BELOVED!!! AND NICK DOES A GREAT JOB!
If I'm correct Ted and Zoey are the only ones to have called Hidgens "Hidge"
I forgot that Mimaw was the first woman to swim the Nantucket Chanel
Did Sam kinda kill Mimaw bc he very purposefully switched the prescriptions and did it wanting her to die? Yeah. Should the nurses have paid more attention and were definitely being neglectful not checking the doses? Also yeah, chestnut estates needs to hire better ppl
It's okay Mimaw deserved to die she's homophobic
Oh god I forgot how terrible Linda was to the homless guy, "your going to work for a change" ughh ew
Also I still want to cry every time I see homeless man thanks again Time Bastard
Love that he's in a suit but still wearing a beanie
WOOO LATTE HOTTE IS SO GOOOD
"I'm the latte hotte you asked about" very much feels like it's directed at the audience. Like us having always been trying to figure out who that latte hotte is, asking the Langs who it is. And now Zoey says it's her
Paul! Also wow rewatching it after seeing the post about Paul being out of character yeah that "sure" does feel odd especially since its so casual and not like confused and anxious
"I don't know who the 'Emma' bitch is. Get it right"
"oh yeah! Latte Hotte! Very nice" ahh the Ted is coming through
"I can't stop dumping ass" still get me dkdjdbdbdb
AHHH I LOVE GERALD FUCK YEAH STAND UP FOR YOUR WIFE
ZOEY'S SCREAM AFTER LINDA WALKS AWAYS RJRBFUVFHDHDDNDNDJDNXJDND "aaaaaaaa"
So we know there's a Hatchetfield high ofc and a Hatchetfield elementary, there's probably a Hatchetfield middle school too. We know about Sycamore high ofc so I'm sure there's an sycamore elementary and middle too right. I wonder if there's more elementary schools too.. Where I live all the towns have like 5 elementary schools and then 1 middle and 1 high. So I wouldn't be suprised if there's more elementary schools in hatchetfield.
Obnoxious/Cineplex Teen my beloved!!!
"WE THINK YOU SOUND SEXY!"
Oh I'm also kinda surprised Charlotte wasn't even mentioned in this episode
"Yes. Yes. Fuck em. Fuck em straight to hell. Assholes." "Just crown her! Crown her now!" very easy to please
"please, don't make me cheat again, I already feel dirty" god mood. I've cheated on a test once ever in my life and I felt so terrible and dirty after it.
"woo go Lin! :)" "yay mom! :D"
Yeah I'm not in AP Govt but those of you saying that CT is AP Govt bc of that question are definitely right. Fucking nerd
"helpmethroughthisandI'llfundyourfuckingmusical" "deal. All right!"
Hidgens said he wants the rich to pay their fair share of taxes while being rich and wanting to be even richer for working boyz, iconic.
God. The build to her answer. "the perfect answer. The only answer" and then "I hate homless people" it's so good
Oooh I wanna say something about Hailey so bad but I don't wanna put any spoilers for the other eps in this.
Also this scene hits harder bc recently one of friends who's in choir lost her voice the day of a performance that she had a solo in and god she was absolutely destroyed (luckily she got her voice back in time)
I feel like Hidgens shouldn't be allowed to boo one of the constants.
Ooooh Henry's dramatic turn "I betrayed you? Zoey. 'working Girls'? I don't think so." CHILLS
Sam's fucking sunglasses (if you know the post you know the post. Ash is a genius)
PRETTY LADY HNGGG I AM IN LOVE
Corey's directing for Queen Bee!!!!!!! It's so good!!
Reminder that 4 yr is not okay to let your kid to the bathroom by themselves, ass seen with Gerald saying he needed to take River to the bathroom in Black Friday, but 6 is totally okay to let them go by themselves as seen in this.
"hey don't be scared. I'm a cop" nddhdb
"which kid?" ugh jeez still gets me djfjd
"my boyfriend? He's a cop. He can make your son... Disappear, and the rest of the force will just look the other way." god Starkid really said fuck cops so much this episode I love it (and they're fucking right with this line too)
"River? You piss all over yourself again?"
"I'll kick his ass, you kick hers. Love you :)"
Oh wow I forgot about "and it's not just gonna be you. I'm gonna kill River, then your other brats, then I'm gonna out a bullet in your wife's skull!" like damn that's fucked up (appropriately for hatchetfield ofc)
God Sam is so dumb sjdbrndbdb "man, am I just shitty cop?" yeah you are dude
Okay the "sweetest women in hatchetfield" thing has been talked about plenty that's obviously but we should talk about "the constant who best embodies the spirt of this town" more. The people who best embody Hatchetfield are ruthless. The "hungriest". They will do anything to get what they want. They will kill without hesitation to become honey queen. That's who best embodies Hatchetfield.
Hnnngg Linda's speech over the phone to Gerald :( and he'll never get to hear it :(
The Starkid cult the church of the Starry Children
God Roman is insane and I love him and Jon's great
"Gerald can't help you now. He's dead :)"
"Nibbly will gift us wealth and power" holy shit I forgot that! Roman is only rich thanks to Nibbly!!! Also this seems to mean that the others in the church are rich too we know Shelia is and she's rich. So yeah the theories about other certain rich members being in the church too definitely makes sense (tho I don't think Hidge is bc I don't think he would've helped Linda to get money for working boyz knowing she'd be sacrificed)
I love Nick smiling at the end of eps he looks so proud and happy but also the kind of smirk like "ohh your hurt? Did this episode make you feel things huh? Fuck yeah we fucking got you" and I love it
This song really is batshit
Omg remember when the album for Honey dropped and we were predicting that Curt would play Nibbly bc of him singing in the Nibbly Ditty? Nsdjdndnd
Omg I love Curt and James in this the faces they're doing, Curt standing there and being creepy, James absolutely dancing and being creepy jdkddb I love it
