#njuz

Pesme o meni napisane po istinitim dogadjajima

Imam jednog druga Stevu, kome je hobi pisanje pesama, uglavnom šaljivih. Inspiraciju crpi u pojavama, situacijama i ljudima koje svakodnevno sreće. Već ima oko dve godine kako se družimo, i u tom periodu on mi je često pisao pesme koje sam sakupila i rešila da ih ovde objavim… On je naše susrete, razgovore i druženja pretočio u šaljive stihove i obojio ih humorom i šarmom. Interesantno je da su…

Zemljevidi, ki jih lahko shranimo in si jih ogledujemo v načinu brez povezave, so omejeni na kvadrat s stranico 50 kilometrov, zato je funkcija najbolj primerna za navigacijo po večjih urbanih okoljih.

Popotniki, ki se za navigacijo zanašajo na mobilno aplikacijo Google Maps (Zemljevidi) za telefone in tablice z Androidom in iOSom, med tavanjem po zakotnejših delih sveta pogosto…

  Zaista ne treba da bude bitno da li je neko gej, strejt, crn, beo, žut ili prugast kao zebra. Ljude treba deliti na careve i morone, ostalo je sve nebitno.

As media in Serbia reported on alleged war criminal and current Hague inductee Vojislav Seselj's pacemaker operation, Njuz.net, a satirical website run by a group of young Serbs, ran the headline, "During pacemaker operation, Seselj's heart is found."

Through satire, the news portal was able to editorialise the attitudes of the majority of young Serbs towards the man accused of crimes against humanity.

In recent years, satirical news sites like Njuz have emerged across the region.

(This is from Njuz, a Serbian equivalent to the Onion - i.e. not really true)

The Council of Ministers of the countries of the Un-European Union stated today in Skopje that a long road lies ahead of United Kingdom in order for it to join this international organisation. 

According to unofficial allegations, significant discord exists among the "Great Five" about whether the time is right to enlarge this organisation.

"Some members, like Serbia and Bosnia and Herzegovina for example, consider it too risky to accept a former European Union member-state as a member, due to concerns that the wave of unemployment and poverty could spill over from the EU to the Balkans. However, majority agrees that Great Britain deserves a chance, considering that this country was not a dedicated European Union member, anyway. Supporting this argument is the fact that Britain never abandoned its national currency, which would ease its entry to the Non-Euro Zone," said a high official from Skopje, on condition of anonymity.  British Prime Minister David Cameron stated today that he feels encouraged by the positions of officials in Skopje, and that his country will do everything possible to fulfill the conditions as soon as possible.