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Dick, Jason and Tim sit across Clark, Hal and Harley.

Jason: Now this is one weird play date.

Dick: Tell me about he didn’t even serve Alfred’s cucumber sandwiches!

Tim: How are we related? (Tim has long forgotten that they are adopted)

Clark: Come on kids, there sure to be a reason as to why. 

Bruce(in full costume): There is.

Harley: You will finally let the kids get some quality time with their auntie Harley?

Bruce: No.

Hal: You will finally get a sense of humor?

Bruce: No. I will be on a secret mission, all discretion is needed and as such I will be unreachable for a few weeks.

Bruce: I need you three to babysit the other three.

Bruce didn’t look at anyone, he didn’t refer to anyone and he just left, no one knows how, but he just vanished.

*Tim and Damian fighting to earn the honored title of Godfather by kissing as much ass as possible*

Damian : *unlocking Jason and Dicks front door*

Damian : *see’s the baby’s crib already put together in the living room*

Damian : what. the. hell. 

Tim : *walking in from the kitchen* oh hey, what are you doin’ here ?

Damian : i came to put the baby’s crib together 

Tim : I already did it myself

Damian : okay I don’t know if you already had knowledge of this but I’m the one who bought them the fucking crib

Tim : oooh yeah, i read about that on Who Gives A Shit.com

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